There is no way Miley isn't treating this dude's package like a lollipop. And he doesn't work out for nothing. Them thick arms get thicker from riding Miley. Trust.

Miley brought her super sexy new piece, 20-year-old underwear model, Justin Gaston, to church in Pasadena on Sunday. Ya know, cause that's where the best foreplay happens. Holy orgasms.

Justin competed on "Nashville Star" and Billy Ray reportedly approves. I'm givin' Miley 5 more months before she gets knocked up. He's so hawt I would be like, 'Condom? Who needs 'em!' Shameful.