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September 17th, 2008
New Sex and the City novel - CS
HUH?! - CK
Homewreckers don’t prosper, Sienna Miller takes note as the backlash continues - AB
Sucking little balls - RR
90210 secrets, everything you need to know - IBBB
Paris Hilton tries to get skeptics to believe her - WIMB
Anne Hathaway’s breakup is affecting her fashion choices - AY
Why do I think George Bush resembles Barack Obama in this pic?! First I cried over Jessica Simpson, now this?!! - BB
Kiki Dunst gets uglier, my world stands still. How is this possible? - YL
I’m starting to think the sex really is better in Arizona. Maybe watching porn there is more arousing too, no matter where you’re viewing it.
A teacher in Phoenix hooked up his personal computer to a projector screen to teach his photography class, forgetting students could watch what he’s viewing.
“He forgot the projector screen was turned on and he started watching porn and we were all just like sitting there shocked that he was watching this in front of the class,” the student said.
The teenage students said they saw six video clips of what one student described as “torture porn, of like girls being tied up.” When they tried to get their instructor’s attention, he was too deeply engrossed in the porno to notice.
“He was just all into it, I don’t even think he was paying attention to us, he was just all in his computer. We were making comments like ‘Wow, what is he watching?’ and that kind of stuff but I think he was too into it to even notice.”
DAMN! I guess the females in the class have an advantage, they already know what he’s into. Now there’s no excuse for any of ‘em to receive anything lower than an A+.
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Beverly Hills 90210 stars Jessica Stroup and Shenae Grimes are so bony that the show’s producers and costars wanna do sumthin about it, Us Weekly reports.
“They want the girls to gain weight. They are trying too hard to be skinny, and it’s started to wear on them. It’s just not healthy.”
Stroup, 21, is 5-foot-8 but weighs 100 to 105 pounds while Grimes, 18, is 5-foot-3 and stands at a mere 90 pounds, Beverly Hills-based weight-management expert Dr. Joyce Peters estimates to Us.
“I’ve never seen Jessica or Shenae eat,” another show source tells Us. So shocking is the situation that their 90210 male costars are contemplating an intervention. “The girls were all skinny when they started, but they’re definitely thinner now,” the source adds.
As if Us Weekly gives a dookey, they’re just relieved to have a cover story. Sad.
Eat, bitches. There should be weight requirements actors and actresses must maintain in order to keep their jobs.
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September 17th, 2008
Michelle Williams enjoys her morning coffee – and some affection from daughter Matilda, 2 – Tuesday during a favorite pastime: strolling together through their Brooklyn neighborhood.
A woman can do better than waiting on a man to buy her a drink. A man can do better than putting on a pair of jeans that’s seven sizes too big.
First of all, it depends on what the drink is. If it’s expensive, than it’s worth waiting for. But no man has to buy me a drink in order for me to service him. I get wasted first then give a lap dance, it’s my way of saying hello, because I’m a feminist.
And last, if a guy’s rich or packin’ heat, he can wear whatever he wants while we’re in the early stages of our fuckship. Then, after I’ve got him hooked, I threaten to cut him off sexually if he doesn’t let me shop for him and control his entire life. The end. Dating 101 by Firecracker.
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My mom is so cute. Not only did she slow down moving her legs last week while riding her exercise bike to listen to the news segment on why Kanye West got arrested. “I think it’s something with drugs!” she asserted while catching her breath. Hells yeah, all activity must cease in order to find out what’s happening with the famous folk. Yesterday my mom says me, my dad, my sister and my aunt should compete on “Family Feud.”
She then tried to convince me that we’d own that shit by repeating, “I said cinnamon roll! I said cinnamon roll!” as if that single no.1 answer she guessed yesterday ensures we’ll win.
I told her, ‘I’m in! I’ll do it. How much do you win?’ She says, “Twenty thousand.” I’m like, ‘Cool, that means four grand for each of us.’ Then I start laughing because I’m thinking that no one I talk to is at home watching Family Feud when it comes on and I’d have nothing to be embarrassed about since everyone works while it airs. I tell my mom, ‘None of the people I’m connected to watch this mess, so whatever.’
Of course I wanted to replace “this mess” with ‘this stupid shit’ and by ‘friends’ I meant ‘friends and any guy I wanna have sex with more than once / potential boyfriend,’ but I was being respectful. If you’re a male who watches Family Feud, that scares me, so the farthest I’ll allow you to go is a peck on the cheek. No exceptions.
It’s unlikely we’re gonna appear on Family Feud, but I’ll keep you posted if we go on there, haha. My family is so random. I know I wasn’t switched at birth.
