Firecracker, Future Family Feud Contestant

My mom is so cute. Not only did she slow down moving her legs last week while riding her exercise bike to listen to the news segment on why Kanye West got arrested. "I think it's something with drugs!" she asserted while catching her breath. Hells yeah, all activity must cease in order to find out what's happening with the famous folk. Yesterday my mom says me, my dad, my sister and my aunt should compete on "Family Feud."

She then tried to convince me that we'd own that shit by repeating, "I said cinnamon roll! I said cinnamon roll!" as if that single no.1 answer she guessed yesterday ensures we'll win.

I told her, 'I'm in! I'll do it. How much do you win?' She says, "Twenty thousand." I'm like, 'Cool, that means four grand for each of us.' Then I start laughing because I'm thinking that no one I talk to is at home watching Family Feud when it comes on and I'd have nothing to be embarrassed about since everyone works while it airs. I tell my mom, 'None of the people I'm connected to watch this mess, so whatever.'

Of course I wanted to replace "this mess" with 'this stupid shit' and by 'friends' I meant 'friends and any guy I wanna have sex with more than once / potential boyfriend,' but I was being respectful. If you're a male who watches Family Feud, that scares me, so the farthest I'll allow you to go is a peck on the cheek. No exceptions.

It's unlikely we're gonna appear on Family Feud, but I'll keep you posted if we go on there, haha. My family is so random. I know I wasn't switched at birth.