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September 18th, 2008

New Paris Hilton hairy armpits pics - CS

Breast fondling can cure hair loss? - CK

Sex and the City cougars - AB

Do you know how much cocaine went into creating this? - RR

You don’t gotta watch the show, IBBB’s episode recaps are that funny - IBBB

Britney Spears is gonna get chunky again - WIMB

No one should be as greasy as Renee Zellweger - AY

What New York Mets player gets caught cheating - BB

Charlize Theron is posed for a fart - YL


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The Anti-Theft Lunch Bag

September 18th, 2008

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Stealing your co-worker’s lunch is a downright contemptible act, that is, if it’s perpetrated by someone other than you. But, if you’ve ever had your lunch stolen, you know the the frustration and anger it causes.

You know the revenge and ill-will it inspires. And you know that no matter how well you try to hide your lunch bag at the back of the refrigerator, something’s gonna be missing when you open it.

Well, lament no more. The Anti-Theft Lunch Bag to the rescue . . .

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are regular sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides. After your sandwich is placed inside, no one will want to touch it.

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Quote Me of The Day: Maura Tierney

September 18th, 2008

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ER’s Maura Tierney on her love of cigarettes.

“When I can’t have one, I’m fucked. I’ve found myself doing things I’m not proud of, like digging through the trash for a butt. Or smoking through bronchitis . . . During a five-minute break at work, I’ve had to make the decision: Should I pee, or should I smoke? I’ve tried to do both at the same time, and it’s not very satisfying.”

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Janet Jackson in Concert Photos

September 18th, 2008

These pics definitely belong in my ‘Grown Folks’ Business’ category. Photo of Janet Jackson in Concert PhotosI would give up showers for a week if Amy Wino could pull the same stunts onstage, snorting coke off of a dude’s cock as she simulates oral. That would be amazing and totally worth hearing only two songs she would sing before darting backstage to hit the pipe again.Photo of Janet Jackson in Concert Photos (more…)


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It Runs in The Family, Tatum O’Neal Speaks Out on Father and Half-Brother’s Drug Bust

September 18th, 2008

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“I’m really worried about Redmond. I want them both to get better and get the help they need – especially my brother.”

Tatum, 44, was herself arrested in New York on June 1 for trying to buy cocaine (she eventually pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct).

“[Addiction] runs in families. It’s a disease,” she adds. ” I’m praying for both of them. I’m praying for my whole family. I hope Red will get treatment. That’s what he needs. There is hope for Redmond. He deserves to have the life a [young man] – going to school, hanging out with friends, getting a job. I wish the best for him.”

Ryan O’Neal, 67, and his son, Redmond, 23, were arrested Wednesday at the actor’s Malibu, Calif., home after substances believed to be methamphetamines were found.

“Upon searching the premises, the younger O’Neal was found in possession of narcotics. Later, a vial of drugs was found in the elder O’Neal’s bedroom. We believe the drugs found were methamphetamines.”

Hours later, Ryan and Redmond posted $10,000 bail each and were released from custody.

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Mischa Barton Flashed Her Nipple Yesterday in London

September 18th, 2008

Photo of Mischa Barton Flashed Her Nipple Yesterday in LondonPhoto of Mischa Barton Flashed Her Nipple Yesterday in LondonPhoto of Mischa Barton Flashed Her Nipple Yesterday in LondonMischa attended the “Fashion For Relief” event yesterday when things got nippy outside. I don’t see how this wasn’t intentional. Uncensored pic after the jump… (more…)


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Oprah Will Appear on 30 Rock’s Nov. 6th Episode!

September 18th, 2008

Photo of Oprah Will Appear on 30 Rocks Nov. 6th Episode!Lady O filmed her spot last Saturday in New York.

“Oprah Winfrey’s presence on 30 Rock makes this episode a television event,” Teri Weinberg, executive vice president, NBC Entertainment, said in a statement.

“She is a true legend in her own time, and in this comedy’s tradition, it provides the perfect showcase for stars of her renowned status. We are all thrilled.”

Tina Fey says,

“Oprah is very funny in the episode, and we are beyond grateful to have her. Also, I would like to announce that we are officially best friends.”

BFF Gayle King said,

Winfrey has “acting skills. She’s an Academy Award nominee! So she has acting chops. But I think the role of Oprah Winfrey suits her best … Oprah and Tina together: Hilarious. H-I-L-A-A-A-R-I-O-U-S.”

“H-I-L-A-A-A-R-I-O-U-S. Lots of A’s,” she added. “That was done deliberately for emphasis.”

LMAO at myself for posting all these damn quotes from two sources. Oprah’s fierce, that’s about all I needed to say. :)


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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon - Body Language Analysis

September 18th, 2008

Photo of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon - Body Language AnalysisThe position of Nick’s hand near Mariah’s hip illustrates his love of having the woman on top during sex. He enjoys holding on and moving Mariah around so much, he sometimes forgets they’re not in the bedroom.

Mariah’s slightly protruding elbow means he’s not getting any tonight and she’s insecure about their future.

On a sidenote: Nick Cannon is enjoying all the backstage food he’s now that he’s married to a world icon, keeping his jacket open to hide the extra baggage … and wtfug is Mariah wearing?


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