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September 19th, 2008

Pamela Anderson’s second sextape - CS

Katie Holmes faces Scientology haters at her Broadway debut - CK

Woah! Joe Francis says Lindsay Lohan’s straight and SamRo’s controlling her pussy - AB

WTFug happened to Christina Aguilera’s face and why is she messing with Brittany Murphy? - RR

Kristin Cavallari’s hips look almost as wide as Jennifer Love Hewitt’s - IBBB

Jessica Simpson talks about Tony Romo again, clueless breakup is inevitable - WIMB

Sarah Jessica Parker shocks Kim Cattrall - AY

Rachel Ray is probably “just fat” - BB

Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend isn’t into her - YL


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I Would Die a Happy Woman…

September 19th, 2008

If I got to suck just one of Barack Obama’s nuts.

This man drives me wild. In the face of adversity, he remains calm and collected. Such a turn-on!!! Damn, boi.

Barack was speaking in Miami when some self-hating, ignorant, slave-loving, Uncle Toms also known as “Blacks Against Obama” interrupted his speech. And he remains so poised!

On a sidenote, these “Blacks Against Obama” protestors need to be shot while being electrocuted. According to their cheap looking signs, they disagree with Barack’s stance on equality (gay marriage) and they allege Barack’s endorsed by the KKK (yeah, the same group whose members keep plotting his assassination). Craziness!

This is definitely my weird news of the day story. How bullshitty of the protesters and the security at this event to allow this to take place.


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Leggings Lohan Doesn’t Know S*it About Fashion

September 19th, 2008

But I will watch her trying to pretend!

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J.Lo. out, Lindsay Lohan in.

When Project Runway returns on Lifetime in 2009, she will sit in the guest judge’s chair for the season premiere. The 22-year-old filmed the premiere episode on Thursday.

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A Sign of The Times

September 19th, 2008

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Three quarters of the Sex and the City cast got glam and appeared at the New York Public Library to celebrate the DVD release of the movie that had the highest earning chick flick debut of all time.

Actors have to attend multiple premiere events, award shows, plus DVD release parties now too. Since when have you heard of a VHS release party? They didn’t exist. I guess it’s all what they call ‘a sign of the times.’

On a sidenote, they all look hawt. Love SJP’s dress and Kim C’s locks. When I grow up I wanna be just like Kim Cattrall, not letting age get in the way, flashing my tits till they touch my knees.


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He Probably Keeps This On During Sex Too

September 19th, 2008

Photo of He Probably Keeps This On During Sex TooPhoto of He Probably Keeps This On During Sex TooPhoto of He Probably Keeps This On During Sex TooPhoto of He Probably Keeps This On During Sex TooPamela Anderson and a mystery albino man attended the Vivienee Westwood show in London yesterday. I assume he has a similar mold he puts his dick in before and after penetration that sucks out all the moisture, disinfects, and vaccinates simulatenously. He does look creative and resourceful.


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Maybe I’m Getting Lazy

September 19th, 2008

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I wanted to type outta the box and title this post, “Awwww” just like I tend to do with cute baby pics. Instead I went with ‘Maybe I’m Getting Lazy’ because I may be getting lazy… okay. Usher’s son is SO cute!!! Go Tameka. She’s not a bad baby maker.

Usher scoops up 10-month-old son Usher Raymond V during a playdate Thursday at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills. The R&B star’s son will soon have a new playmate: Usher and wife Tameka Foster are expecting their second child.


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I Can Look Past Anne Hathaway’s Paleness and Embrace Her Honesty

September 19th, 2008

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She seems so genuine, accessible, real.

Excerpts:

“I’m a fairly guarded person and I can be pretty insecure when I first meet people.

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On how things went down after her breakup:

”I was shown such enormous kindness from my friends that, as difficult as it was, I can’t complain,”

”I feel like I’ve come out on the other side of a lot of things, not just the obvious — what’s in the press. A lot of baggage that I carried around for a long time, even before I was in the situation that I was in, has been cleared away.” She breaks into a half smile. ”I don’t know, maybe that’s what people call growing up.”

On Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears

You know those girls that, like, go out? I’m just not confident enough to do that.I’m not the sort of girl that will throw on a short skirt and tease her hair up. … Truly, I am a wallflower by nature.”

On her conman ex-boyfriend

‘It’s funny that [the Follieri scandal] has become a part of my story because it’s not something that I’d like to talk about all the time. I have to be very careful because I don’t want it to define me. And I don’t want to subconsciously exploit it.”

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Trying to be Kim Kardashian

September 19th, 2008

Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger at the Vodafone Live awards in London.
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I think the bend and booty pop should be called “The Kim Kardashian” for obvious reasons. Nicole does it well. I commend any woman who can wear something that tight without all the seams ripping right open in the back like it does whenever I attempt it. Sigh.

If you got it, flaunt it, even in shit so tight you don’t even have space to fart in it. I’ve done that too in my glory days.

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