I Would Die a Happy Woman...

If I got to suck just one of Barack Obama's nuts.

This man drives me wild. In the face of adversity, he remains calm and collected. Such a turn-on!!! Damn, boi.

Barack was speaking in Miami when some self-hating, ignorant, slave-loving, Uncle Toms also known as "Blacks Against Obama" interrupted his speech. And he remains so poised!

On a sidenote, these "Blacks Against Obama" protestors need to be shot while being electrocuted. According to their cheap looking signs, they disagree with Barack's stance on equality (gay marriage) and they allege Barack's endorsed by the KKK (yeah, the same group whose members keep plotting his assassination). Craziness!

This is definitely my weird news of the day story. How bullshitty of the protesters and the security at this event to allow this to take place.