Kudos to me. I can do some type outs to myself, right? It's Friday. I we all deserve it. This is one rumor I am so happy is false. Paris Hilton's dogs were NOT eaten by a coyote. They're safe and spoiled, just like the babies of an heiress should be.

Paris' rep said,

"They were at Paris's house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be. Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured."

Her rep was responding to reports that Hilton, 27, has been crying non-stop due to the dogs' deaths.

Uh, now that I think about it... who the eff came up with this rumor and why did they think it was funny or amusing?!!! WTF! Don't they know Paris was crying uncontrollably because she contracted another STD? Coupled with the fact that there's not a pill for everything, the woman is screwed. Her vag is slowly closing itself up from all the abuse.

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