Archive for September 23rd, 2008
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September 23rd, 2008
Samantha Ronson wants to remain faithful, doesn’t work in lesbian nightclubs - CS
Horrible! Another reason why America is so fat - CK
OMG. Oprah’s new drama - AB
Alicia Keys gave this shit the green light? - RR
The Hills recaps are 10x better than the dumbass show - IBBB
I thought Jessica Simpson was too diva for this - WIMB
Got an interesting hobby? - AY
The Barack Obama test - BB
Khloe Kardashian’s camel claw - YL
Sharon Stone loses custody of 8-year-old son - PL
A psycho ass bitch in Pasco County Florida isn’t really into romance, or non-violence. Celeste Lagrant was living with her boyfriend Bruce Montle when he popped the question on Saturday night. That’s when she found creative ways of telling him hells no, and he had to dial the po po.
Holiday, Florida - A Pasco County woman was in jail Sunday charged with aggravated domestic battery.
Her live-in boyfriend called police to the couple’s Castile Lane home during an argument Saturday evening. The victim, Bruce Montle, told sheriff’s deputies the argument with Celeste Irene Lagrant, 39, started over a marriage proposal.
Montle told investigators that Lagrant slapped, punched and scratched at him. She also threw several knives at him, he said.
Lagrant was later released from jail.
Uh, looking over this story again, there’s no word on who proposed. And, I don’t wanna assume it was Bruce, so I’d like to think the chick went ape shit after she proposed and he turned her down. Maybe she thought the violence would make for really good makeup sex later? Dunno.
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Gwyneth posted the following message on her new lifestyle website, GOOP:
“My life is good because I am not passive about it .I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time. I love to travel, to cook, to eat, to take care of my body and mind, to work hard. I love being a mother who has to overcome my bad qualities to be a good mother. I love being in spaces that are clean and nice.
“Make your life good. Invest in what’s real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you’ve never been to. Learn something new. Don’t be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great.”
I love Gwyneth Paltrow. I think people call her a snob because her confidence is unsettling. People talk shit and she doesn’t care. She’s so down to earth and well grounded; and I’ve heard she’s sweet and looks great without wearing any makeup from someone who met her in person.
Luv this bitch! 
Great advice.
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So, uh, Jenna Jameson is not only preggers, but she’s knocked up with twins… and, uh, weren’t her ovaries shoved up into her lower abdomen hundreds of times already? Tito’s sperm could compete in the Olympics, those crazy swimmers.
Jenna’s kids have got to be special when they do come out. Just saying. And I’m being completely kind, I said “special” instead of ‘mentally challenged and deformed.’
Jenna said,
I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! (more…)
Shocking
September 23rd, 2008
Solange Knowles appeared at Armani’s fashion show at Milan Fashion Week on Sunday and she doesn’t look half bad. 
Nice.
Erroneous reports surfaced online this weekend that the teen queen has been trying to get fired from the show by showing up late and saying she’ll only do 12 of the 24-episode season.
Miley says,
“I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people.”
She adds, “I’m really excited about our new season. We are making great new episodes that I can’t wait for our fans to see and I’m looking forward to the Hannah Montana movie that will be out in the spring.”
Shanna Moakler, who immediately rushed to Augusta, Ga., to be with Travis Barker just hours after a plane crash left him badly burned, has vowed not to leave her ex-husband’s side.
“She’s been at his bedside ever since she got there,” says a source close to Moakler, 33. “She loves him and she’s not going to leave him.”
The source adds, “It has all been very intense. [Shanna] is very emotional but also very strong.”
Moakler’s two children with Barker – son Landon, 4, and daughter Alabama, 2 – are with their grandparents in California while she stays at Doctors Hospital.
Thank god for people like Shanna. It’s not easy to be by your loved ones’ side when they’re hospitalized because of extreme sickness. The hospital becomes your new home and all you can do is hope for the best. I’m so happy hear that she’s being strong for Travis. He’s getting better everyday.
NEW DETAILS ON HOW TRAVIS AND DJ SURVIVED:
“[Travis and Adam] told me that they slid down the wing on the right side of the plane,” Lieut. Josh Shumpert of the South Congaree Police Department tells PEOPLE. Shumpert was one of the second responders at the scene – Congaree is the town outside of Columbia, S.C. – after the airport police arrived.
“They said they were on fire,” adds Shumpert, whose patrol car’s dashboard camera caught video of the fiery aftermath, “and that they tackled each other and put each other out.”
“When I got there they were on the side of the road,” says Shumpert. “They were pacing and in shock.” “Travis was very shaken up,” he says, noting that Barker was given Gatorade after he asked for some water.
According to the lieutenant, the pair weren’t naked, contrary to eyewitness statements.
“Travis was wearing some kind of shorts and no shirt,” says Shumpert, adding that Goldstein was wearing shorts or boxers as well. “Travis had one sock on. And a black hat on his head.”
The fast reactions of the former Blink 182 drummer Barker, 32, and Goldstein, 35, gave them a good chance of a full recovery.
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