Claymates Now on Suicide Watch
Panty pudding has stopped flowing, the earth abruptly stopped spinning, tears continuously pour, and posters and music are being burned in bonfires all across the South. Clay Aiken has come out the closet via the infamous, “Yes, I’m Gay” People magazine cover. How about “No, I’m Not Heterosexual” instead? 
I swear to God I would love to allow comments on just this one post. Claymates - I want to hear from you. I want you to attack me. I want you to say it’s all lies, you super fans. Oh happy happy happy Clay Aiken out of the closet day!!!
No one should have to hide, lie about or deny who they are. This is amazing! I am so happy for Clay and I am also so happy to start hearing about the menz he’s banging.
People hits newsstands on New York and LA on Wednesday. American Idol alum Clay Aiken and newborn son Parker pose for their first photos AND Aiken officially comes out.
Parker Foster Aiken was born on August 8 in North Carolina to Aiken’s good friend Jaymes Foster, 50. The pair met when Aiken was a contestant on American Idol.
When the AP asked for a copy of the issue in advance, the magazine refused. The cover tagline is all we’ll get till it’s out.
I often talk shit about People magazine’s ass kissing but I love this shiz! They wouldn’t even give the Associated Press an advance copy of the issue. They’re like, bow down like everyone else, bitches! They know that this is huge. Luvs it. Congratulations, Clay!!!!!!!
