Xtina debuted a platinum new wig, pink lipstick and a slimming, all-black outfit at the Rock the Vote event last night. Good move! You know the bitch doesn't have any hair left! Extensions are bad. Britney and Christina is all the proof you need.

I also like the pink lipstick on Ms. Aguilera. It makes her look like a real life Barbie and that's exactly what she is. Everything on her is synthetic.