WTF Pic of the Day: Joel Madden With Some Trojans
First of all, no one knows wtf this picture is about. Considering that he already knocked up Nicole Richie, Joel’s obviously reminding his brother Benji that Paris’ infected gaping canal aka vagina is dangerous and he should triple bag it. But why didn’t he hold up the Magnum condoms?! And if there weren’t any Magnums to be found, he shouldn’t hold up any condoms at all. Like, if I’m pictured bra shopping, I’ll be holding the D-cups. That has nothing to do with the fact that I am a D. If I were an AA I’d have a D-cup bra on my head and a couple under my armpits and one fastened on top of my clothes just for emphasis that no one needs to throw some D’s on this bitch.
Joel!!!! Make me think you’re packin’ heat. The fantasy is more entertaining than the sad reality is.
