Archive for September 29th, 2008
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September 29th, 2008
They’re on again?! - CS
Hookers giving out bj’s at the mall - CK
Prince can knock on my door any time he wants - CNW
Who’s being mean to Sarah Jessica Parker? - AB
Jennifer Aniston should be thankful she’s still relevant to the paps - RR
Jayden James, Britney’s mini-me is getting big - IBBB
Lily Allen at the center of stupid attack - WIMB
Is it just me or are all the Superbowl halftime shows gonna suck now? - BB
Britney Spears calls single a “girl’s anthem,” says she’s “definitely” touring next year! 
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Men seem to find women more attractive in fall and winter months than in months of maximum sun exposure. Less is more. Apparently, since more women are covered up during cold months, the scarcity of flesh is much more titillating.
A group of male subjects were asked, at different times of the year, to rate photos of women. They gave their highest scores in the winter and autumn, and their lowest scores in the summer.
The seasonal variation may have an impact on mate choice and on levels of adultery. One theory is that fewer female bodies are on display in the winter, so the rarity makes them more attractive.
“Since in summer men are much more often exposed to more uncovered women’’s bodies than in winter, our prediction was that stimuli presented to men in summer will be assessed as less attractive than the same stimuli presented to the same men in winter.”
I’ll bundle up to that!
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I just had to pick a picture where Anne’s bending ovah. 
This rumor is burning up the gossip blogs. Anne Hathaway is a freak! Yes, the albino actress loves it up the poop shoot because it makes her feel “feminine in a very special way.”
“In an upcoming interview with Esquire the sexy “Get Smart” star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend.
She says “every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing”. She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way.”
I ain’t mad at that, honey, but I am wondering what you were smoking and poppin’ at the time you told that to Esquire. Some reporters know how to relax their interviewees. Good job to all parties involved. We will never look at Miss Hathaway the same way again.
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What better way to celebrate gettin’ older than to puke all over the woman you refuse to marry? Troll Dupri was celebrating his 36th bday at NY club Tenjune last Tuesday when he vomited on Janet’s lap. Janet immediately left right after he got her stinky.
The midget troll was reportedly downing champagne and tequila before he puked. Uh, er… why would you mix champagne and tequila?!! Hello. And, why don’t you know how to drink at the age of 36? I mean, Geezus. And third, Gawd bless Janet. I can’t even imagine.
Dupri “vomited in Janet’s lap. Ms. Jackson bolted out of the scene and sped off in her chauffeured Maybach.”
Ne-Yo, Busta Rhymes and Ice-T were also at the bash.
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Four fragrances just isn’t enough! Paris Hilton is releasing her fifth fragrance, Fairy Dust.
In the ads, the infected heiress dresses up like a low rent skank version of Tinkerbell. Her top does not match her blue skirt or wings, her belly button looks penciled in and that ish on her legs looks like a cartoon doodle. Her neck appears to be thicker than her thighs and her head looks ready to snap off. I wouldn’t mind.
Anyone want some Photoshop work done? Hire junior high kids, they’ll do a much more thorough job.
Paris’ skank juice hits stores mid-October.
After nine days, Travis Barker has been released from the Joseph M. Still Burn Center at Doctors Hospital in Augusta, Georgia.
Burn center spokesperson Beth Frits said,
“Travis is in good condition and was discharged this morning. He has left Augusta.”
The musician, 32, was admitted in critical condition in the early hours of Sept. 20 after a Learjet 60 carrying him and five others crashed upon takeoff from the South Carolina’s Columbia Metropolitan Airport, about an hour away.
Isn’t this the greatest news? Jermaine Durpi said Travis would be released in two weeks. I guess he’s doing better much sooner than predicted. Sending good wishes and positive energy his way.
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Victoria Beckham knows how to get attention, doesn’t she? Posh Spice and her Becks showed up at Macy’s in NYC on Friday to promote their new fragrance. Victoria showed up in $6,000 Antonio Berardi PVC boots, and I am in so much pain just from looking at these pictures.
There’s too much pressure being applied to the sole of Posh’s feet. My body weight would not permit this. I would fall over and rip the boots right open. Lucky for Vicki, she prob doesn’t weigh more than 102, so it works out.
I admire her dedication to fashion. Everytime I rock some stilletos or something way tight I tell myself ‘beauty is pain’. In Posh’ case, beauty is excruciating discomfort and awkward walking around. I almost want a pair so I can rock ‘em while I’m drunk. I wouldn’t get very far but I’d laugh hysterically each time I stood up then fell down again. Me thinks those boots alone = a complete Halloween costume.
Hot Cheetos! A Britney Spears sex tape, pink wig included, may be on the way.
Britney Spears’ ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the singer.
Adnan Ghalib, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he will sell the tape for the right price.
He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.
“Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”
An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.
Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”
Adnan wishes he could release a Britney sex tape. Brit Brit’s camp would destroy him, and so would her psycho fans. I wanna see it, though. I wanna hear that British accent she was faking as she screams at Adnan to “gimme more” penetration. Ha. I didn’t even think of how perfect “Gimme More” is to make fuck to until I typed that.
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