My love for Heidi Montag knows no bounds. She delivers. She’s a pro at being famous for being famous, staging pics for the paps, gettin’ the bills paid.
My fave whorse spent her 22nd birthday with her favorite horse, Spencer Pratt, on Monday.
On Tuesday Speidi was on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show. Heidi said, “I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, ‘Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!’”
And although Pratt didn’t surprise her with a ring, he told Seacrest their engagement “is definitely imminent.”
I hope a cockroach crawled up her vadge.
