If only more than 2 of you commented, I would SO beg you to chime in and caption this picture! I’ll see what the voices in my head can come up with…

This is what jazz hands is all about, honey

Viewers that don’t know I’m gay will just think I’m graceful

I was made for Broadway but this is the next best thing

I don’t have to say bye, bye, bye to my career anymore

Gawd I wish my partner were a man so I could be staring at his pecs right now… but maybe I’d get a boner out on the dancefloor. Second thought, this chick will do.