September 2008 News Archive (Page 10)

Kudos to me. I can do some type outs to myself, right? It's Friday. I we all deserve it. This is one rumor I am so happy is false. Paris Hilton's dogs were NOT eaten by a coyote. They're safe and spoiled, just like the babies of an heiress should be.

Paris' rep said,

"They were at Paris's house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be. Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured."

Her rep was responding to reports that Hilton, 27, has been crying non-stop due to the dogs' deaths.

Uh, now that I think about it... who the eff came up with this rumor and why did they think it was funny or amusing?!!! WTF! Don't they know Paris was crying uncontrollably because she contracted another STD? Coupled with the fact that there's not a pill for everything, the woman is screwed. Her vag is slowly closing itself up from all the abuse.

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ER's Maura Tierney on her love of cigarettes.

"When I can't have one, I'm fucked. I've found myself doing things I'm not proud of, like digging through the trash for a butt. Or smoking through bronchitis . . . During a five-minute break at work, I've had to make the decision: Should I pee, or should I smoke? I've tried to do both at the same time, and it's not very satisfying."

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These pics definitely belong in my 'Grown Folks' Business' category. I would give up showers for a week if Amy Wino could pull the same stunts onstage, snorting coke off of a dude's cock as she simulates oral. That would be amazing and totally worth hearing only two songs she would sing before darting backstage to hit the pipe again.

"I'm really worried about Redmond. I want them both to get better and get the help they need â€" especially my brother."

Tatum, 44, was herself arrested in New York on June 1 for trying to buy cocaine (she eventually pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct).

"[Addiction] runs in families. It's a disease," she adds. " I'm praying for both of them. I'm praying for my whole family. I hope Red will get treatment. That's what he needs. There is hope for Redmond. He deserves to have the life a [young man] â€" going to school, hanging out with friends, getting a job. I wish the best for him."

Ryan O'Neal, 67, and his son, Redmond, 23, were arrested Wednesday at the actor's Malibu, Calif., home after substances believed to be methamphetamines were found.

"Upon searching the premises, the younger O'Neal was found in possession of narcotics. Later, a vial of drugs was found in the elder O'Neal's bedroom. We believe the drugs found were methamphetamines."

Hours later, Ryan and Redmond posted $10,000 bail each and were released from custody.

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Mischa attended the "Fashion For Relief" event yesterday when things got nippy outside. I don't see how this wasn't intentional. Uncensored pic after the jump...

Lady O filmed her spot last Saturday in New York.

"Oprah Winfrey's presence on 30 Rock makes this episode a television event," Teri Weinberg, executive vice president, NBC Entertainment, said in a statement.

"She is a true legend in her own time, and in this comedy's tradition, it provides the perfect showcase for stars of her renowned status. We are all thrilled."

Tina Fey says,

"Oprah is very funny in the episode, and we are beyond grateful to have her. Also, I would like to announce that we are officially best friends."

BFF Gayle King said,

Winfrey has "acting skills. She's an Academy Award nominee! So she has acting chops. But I think the role of Oprah Winfrey suits her best ... Oprah and Tina together: Hilarious. H-I-L-A-A-A-R-I-O-U-S."

"H-I-L-A-A-A-R-I-O-U-S. Lots of A's," she added. "That was done deliberately for emphasis."

LMAO at myself for posting all these damn quotes from two sources. Oprah's fierce, that's about all I needed to say. :)

The position of Nick's hand near Mariah's hip illustrates his love of having the woman on top during sex. He enjoys holding on and moving Mariah around so much, he sometimes forgets they're not in the bedroom.

Mariah's slightly protruding elbow means he's not getting any tonight and she's insecure about their future.

On a sidenote: Nick Cannon is enjoying all the backstage food he's now that he's married to a world icon, keeping his jacket open to hide the extra baggage ... and wtfug is Mariah wearing?

Bow down, bitches! The heiress is actually brilliant. Her baby voice and dumb-blonde image is only a gimmick. It works flawlessly, but you can't be successful if you're mentally challenged, and this woman is one of the most ambitious celebrities around.

She's got fame and business all figured out. I am so impressed right now. What going on with me? First I cried over Jessica Simpson, now I'm into Paris for a moment? I may be losing my ability to be a gossip blogger. Hating is mandatory.

Paris says she works hard, plans out her dreams and knows where she's headed. That's more than many people without any money can say, let alone an heiress. Luvs it! :) Paris talked to Reuters about the misconception that she doesn't work.

"I am literally running a huge corporation. I have my clothing lines, my champagne, my watches, shoes and purses and dog clothes -- every sort of product you can imagine. I am doing movies. I am doing my record right now, producing, starring in a TV show. So it is a 24 hour, seven day-a-week job. I work all the time, so I laugh when I hear people say that."

To get through her day, she says the first thing she does in the morning is "think about what I dreamed. I write down my dreams. I feel it is your subconscious talking to you. Then I think of my schedule which is going to be so hectic."

"I like doing things myself, like going to the market or shopping. Some celebrities become famous and they forget who they are or where they came from and hide out like some recluse. I'm not going to do that."

Where does she see herself in 20 years?

"I'll probably be a mom with a couple of kids. I'd love to have a big family. Running my business and not traveling so much. I'll be in a lot of real estate businesses and hotels then. I'll be running my business from home."

"It's coming back for another season," Richards told Us at the Panasonic Lounge at the Passion for Pink luxury suite in L.A. on Tuesday. "We start filming in a few months," Richards said.

I was honestly a lil suspicious that E! would pull the plug after only one season. It's not like her show was on NBC or Fox, two networks that drop shows when they begin.

I've only sat through about three episodes. Denise Richards doesn't affect my TiVo. Besides, she needs to stay on TV so people have more reasons to hate her. :) Karma.

I don't even need to say a single word. I will let this whore speak for herself. Aubrey's Complex magazine interview excerpts are posted below. The