September 2008 News Archive (Page 12)

And she looks so damn hawt doing it.

This woman's beauty was made to be captured on  tv and film.

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Her parents and everyone on her payroll is not doing an adequate job. She looks like she hasn't brushed her teeth in eight years. It's like, does she eat butter for dinner and drink coffee for dessert then repeat seven days a week, every week?

That being said, I love Dakota Fanning. She is a major talent and she's not goin' anywhere. She's that good. :) She is finally all growed up and poised to be a knockout. In a few years she's gonna be rockin' the most elegant gowns, with the most gorgeous up 'dos and banging the hottest menz in Hollyweird. Luvs it!

14-year-old Dakota was on the red carpet last night for the premiere of "Hounddog," the controversial new flick in which she plays a young girl raped on screen.

Spoiler alert! Video after the jump :)

My love for Heidi Montag knows no bounds. She delivers. She's a pro at being famous for being famous, staging pics for the paps, gettin' the bills paid.My fave whorse spent her 22nd birthday with her favorite horse, Spencer Pratt, on Monday.

On Tuesday Speidi was on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. Heidi said, "I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, 'Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!'"

And although Pratt didn't surprise her with a ring, he told Seacrest their engagement "is definitely imminent."

I hope a cockroach crawled up her vadge.

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Well look at Cover Girl tryna reach out to the gay and lesbian community? Ellen is definitely outta her element whenever she gets glammed up and she's not making jokes. I hope she makes jokes in her Cover Girl commercials. I would buy that cheap shit if she did. And they better put her in a dress and a low-cut top because Ellen wastes her tits. They've been in the witness protection program for the last 10 years. I can't name them if I dunno what they look like, and I want them to be my friends.

On Tuesday's Ellen DeGeneres Show, she confirms that she is the new face of CoverGirl.

"You know how I always like to share what's going on in my life with you all, and I was going to give you some news, and unfortunately rumors started circulating all over the Internet," she tells the audience.

"I am here to set the record straight right now. I am not pregnant. It just turned out to be a bump. I went and had it checked out," she cracks. "That's not the news. I am the new face of CoverGirl.

She adds, "It's a very cool thing I'm honored and the photo shoot was 'easy, breezy, beautiful CoverGirl'"

This is probably my most embarrassing confession to date. Jessica Simpson's singing "Remember That," her song about being abused. I saw a link to this video on E! and they were basically insinuating that this Jessica Simpson video is funny. I was prepared to laugh. I actually did some chuckles, and I already knew what I was gonna post here on POTP.

I was gonna say 'Jessica Simpson on The View. It's getting harder and harder for me to defend my Jess. Is she singing or is she acting?'

But towards the end of the song, as she continues singing, I feel like homegurl gets too deep. Too emotional. And I actually teared up. Now I'm kind of embarrassed to reveal that, but I love you all enough to put my embarassment aside. Now I dunno who's crazier - Jessica Simpson or me? I think I need to go play some Grand Theft Auto when I'm done so I can toughen up.

If only more than 2 of you commented, I would SO beg you to chime in and caption this picture! I'll see what the voices in my head can come up with...

This is what jazz hands is all about, honey

Viewers that don't know I'm gay will just think I'm graceful

I was made for Broadway but this is the next best thing

I don't have to say bye, bye, bye to my career anymore

Gawd I wish my partner were a man so I could be staring at his pecs right now... but maybe I'd get a boner out on the dancefloor. Second thought, this chick will do.

These pictures make me wonder if Lynne Spears said anything all the tabloids were reporting in her book? Hmmm. On a sidenote, Maddie needs to grow into her face.

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This is tragic.

Not only was Tiffani hawt, but I watched her film a pilot a few years ago and she looked gorgeous. It was hilarious, too, but CBS decided not to pick it up. Then just last year she was on "What About Brian" and she was a hot vixen on that show as well. Bitch obviously needs some new gigs.

Tiffani Thiessen and her "Saved by the Bell" buddy Mark Paul Gosselaar, were in the 2008 Nautica Malibu Triathlon that took place on Saturday, September 13 and Sunday, September 14, 2008. Tiffani and Mark looked very happy to have completed the race.

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Other than the fact that Tyra's face looks diff in this picture, only a model could turn her head a bit and still look pretty damn decent. If I turned my head to the side like that, and when I do turn my head to the side, I end up looking like a tranny with down syndrome. I'm no good at the improv glam or "fierce" pictures like Tyra is. Too bad she's not "smiling with her eyes" here, or is she?

The sidewalk is her runway! Tyra Banks works her best supermodel pose as she makes a glam entrance Monday at Cosmopolitan's Fun Fearless Phenom Awards in New York City, where the America's Next Top Model host was honored for her style.