September 2008 News Archive (Page 12)

My love for Heidi Montag knows no bounds. She delivers. She's a pro at being famous for being famous, staging pics for the paps, gettin' the bills paid.My fave whorse spent her 22nd birthday with her favorite horse, Spencer Pratt, on Monday.

On Tuesday Speidi was on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. Heidi said, "I got some amazing gifts and a cake that said, 'Happy Birthday, Princess Heidi!'"

And although Pratt didn't surprise her with a ring, he told Seacrest their engagement "is definitely imminent."

I hope a cockroach crawled up her vadge.

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Well look at Cover Girl tryna reach out to the gay and lesbian community? Ellen is definitely outta her element whenever she gets glammed up and she's not making jokes. I hope she makes jokes in her Cover Girl commercials. I would buy that cheap shit if she did. And they better put her in a dress and a low-cut top because Ellen wastes her tits. They've been in the witness protection program for the last 10 years. I can't name them if I dunno what they look like, and I want them to be my friends.

On Tuesday's Ellen DeGeneres Show, she confirms that she is the new face of CoverGirl.

"You know how I always like to share what's going on in my life with you all, and I was going to give you some news, and unfortunately rumors started circulating all over the Internet," she tells the audience.

"I am here to set the record straight right now. I am not pregnant. It just turned out to be a bump. I went and had it checked out," she cracks. "That's not the news. I am the new face of CoverGirl.

She adds, "It's a very cool thing I'm honored and the photo shoot was 'easy, breezy, beautiful CoverGirl'"

This is probably my most embarrassing confession to date. Jessica Simpson's singing "Remember That," her song about being abused. I saw a link to this video on E! and they were basically insinuating that this Jessica Simpson video is funny. I was prepared to laugh. I actually did some chuckles, and I already knew what I was gonna post here on POTP.

I was gonna say 'Jessica Simpson on The View. It's getting harder and harder for me to defend my Jess. Is she singing or is she acting?'

But towards the end of the song, as she continues singing, I feel like homegurl gets too deep. Too emotional. And I actually teared up. Now I'm kind of embarrassed to reveal that, but I love you all enough to put my embarassment aside. Now I dunno who's crazier - Jessica Simpson or me? I think I need to go play some Grand Theft Auto when I'm done so I can toughen up.

If only more than 2 of you commented, I would SO beg you to chime in and caption this picture! I'll see what the voices in my head can come up with...

This is what jazz hands is all about, honey

Viewers that don't know I'm gay will just think I'm graceful

I was made for Broadway but this is the next best thing

I don't have to say bye, bye, bye to my career anymore

Gawd I wish my partner were a man so I could be staring at his pecs right now... but maybe I'd get a boner out on the dancefloor. Second thought, this chick will do.

These pictures make me wonder if Lynne Spears said anything all the tabloids were reporting in her book? Hmmm. On a sidenote, Maddie needs to grow into her face.

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This is tragic.

Not only was Tiffani hawt, but I watched her film a pilot a few years ago and she looked gorgeous. It was hilarious, too, but CBS decided not to pick it up. Then just last year she was on "What About Brian" and she was a hot vixen on that show as well. Bitch obviously needs some new gigs.

Tiffani Thiessen and her "Saved by the Bell" buddy Mark Paul Gosselaar, were in the 2008 Nautica Malibu Triathlon that took place on Saturday, September 13 and Sunday, September 14, 2008. Tiffani and Mark looked very happy to have completed the race.

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Other than the fact that Tyra's face looks diff in this picture, only a model could turn her head a bit and still look pretty damn decent. If I turned my head to the side like that, and when I do turn my head to the side, I end up looking like a tranny with down syndrome. I'm no good at the improv glam or "fierce" pictures like Tyra is. Too bad she's not "smiling with her eyes" here, or is she?

The sidewalk is her runway! Tyra Banks works her best supermodel pose as she makes a glam entrance Monday at Cosmopolitan's Fun Fearless Phenom Awards in New York City, where the America's Next Top Model host was honored for her style.

I don't think there has ever been a female like Megan Fox, overtly and obviously sexy, who feels she must remind us that she's hot by saying things she thinks men want to hear.

I thought her repeatedly saying she has a high sex drive and loves sex, wants to be naked and the like would satiate her fame whoring, but nope. The insecure bitch is back again, this time saying she's gone the lesbian route with a stripper named Nikita. I don't even believe her. There was probably a Chiquita banana in the room at the time.

Megan, without footage I don't care and I don't believe you because you're pathetic. No wonder she's still with Brian Austin Green. She has no self-confidence. Uh... now that I think about it, that kind of does make her smokin' hot. Any guy will do.

The romance began when she was 18 and first living in L.A.

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man, sorry, mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."

Fox said Nikita would do "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads." She added that she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

Despite the relationship, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay.

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," she went on. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.

"I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands," she continued. "She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Obsessed with Jenna Jameson, eh? That definitely means she's into men who look like frogs. Explains a lot.

I remember when TRL was the show to watch, that was forever ago. I don't tune in because the crowd and the super short, silly interviews annoy me, but the show feels like a staple in pop culture. I just watched Mariah Carey's crazy again and I was doing the lol. Enjoy.

Total Request Live has been canceled after ten years, MTV confirmed on Monday.

"We want to close this era of TRL in a big celebratory way, and 10 is a great number," Dave Sirulnick, executive producer of TRL told the Associated Press. "This feels like the right time and let's celebrate it and let's reward it."

He added "Let's let it have a little bit of a rest for a minute. Been working hard for 10 years!"

The music video show will wrap in a two-hour special on a Saturday in November.

TRL first debuted in September 1998.

The show peaked in 1999 with 757,000 viewers tuning in daily, according to Nielsen Media Research, the AP reported.

For the finale, expect to see TRL favorites including former VJ Carson Daly.

"Folks who helped make TRL what is, whether that's Justin, and his guys in N' Sync, the Backstreet Boys, Britney, Eminem - I think we would love to see all of them here," Sirulnick told the AP.

"I'm going to miss TRL," rapper Eminem said in a statement. "Where else will I be able to start feuds, defend my honor vigorously and act like an angry teenager on national TV? Oh wait ... The VMAs!"

Okay, so why did Eminem weigh in?!!! I miss Eminem! I want his angry lil ass to spit some hot new rhymes.

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There is no way Miley isn't treating this dude's package like a lollipop. And he doesn't work out for nothing. Them thick arms get thicker from riding Miley. Trust.

Miley brought her super sexy new piece, 20-year-old underwear model, Justin Gaston, to church in Pasadena on Sunday. Ya know, cause that's where the best foreplay happens. Holy orgasms.

Justin competed on "Nashville Star" and Billy Ray reportedly approves. I'm givin' Miley 5 more months before she gets knocked up. He's so hawt I would be like, 'Condom? Who needs 'em!' Shameful.