September 2008 News Archive (Page 2)

What better way to celebrate gettin' older than to puke all over the woman you refuse to marry? Troll Dupri was celebrating his 36th bday at NY club Tenjune last Tuesday when he vomited on Janet's lap. Janet immediately left right after he got her stinky.

The midget troll was reportedly downing champagne and tequila before he puked. Uh, er... why would you mix champagne and tequila?!! Hello. And, why don't you know how to drink at the age of 36? I mean, Geezus. And third, Gawd bless Janet. I can't even imagine.

Dupri "vomited in Janet's lap. Ms. Jackson bolted out of the scene and sped off in her chauffeured Maybach."

Ne-Yo, Busta Rhymes and Ice-T were also at the bash.

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Four fragrances just isn't enough! Paris Hilton is releasing her fifth fragrance, Fairy Dust.

In the ads, the infected heiress dresses up like a low rent skank version of Tinkerbell. Her top does not match her blue skirt or wings, her belly button looks penciled in and that ish on her legs looks like a cartoon doodle. Her neck appears to be thicker than her thighs and her head looks ready to snap off. I wouldn't mind.

Anyone want some Photoshop work done? Hire junior high kids, they'll do a much more thorough job.

Paris' skank juice hits stores mid-October.

After nine days, Travis Barker has been released from the Joseph M. Still Burn Center at Doctors Hospital in Augusta, Georgia.

Burn center spokesperson Beth Frits said,

"Travis is in good condition and was discharged this morning. He has left Augusta."

The musician, 32, was admitted in critical condition in the early hours of Sept. 20 after a Learjet 60 carrying him and five others crashed upon takeoff from the South Carolina's Columbia Metropolitan Airport, about an hour away.

Isn't this the greatest news? Jermaine Durpi said Travis would be released in two weeks. I guess he's doing better much sooner than predicted. Sending good wishes and positive energy his way. :)
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Victoria Beckham knows how to get attention, doesn't she? Posh Spice and her Becks showed up at Macy's in NYC on Friday to promote their new fragrance. Victoria showed up in $6,000 Antonio Berardi PVC boots, and I am in so much pain just from looking at these pictures.

There's too much pressure being applied to the sole of Posh's feet. My body weight would not permit this. I would fall over and rip the boots right open. Lucky for Vicki, she prob doesn't weigh more than 102, so it works out.

I admire her dedication to fashion. Everytime I rock some stilletos or something way tight I tell myself 'beauty is pain'. In Posh' case, beauty is excruciating discomfort and awkward walking around. I almost want a pair so I can rock 'em while I'm drunk. I wouldn't get very far but I'd laugh hysterically each time I stood up then fell down again. Me thinks those boots alone = a complete Halloween costume.

Hot Cheetos! A Britney Spears sex tape, pink wig included, may be on the way. :)

Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the singer.

Adnan Ghalib, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he will sell the tape for the right price.

He told Heat magazine: "There is such a tape, but I won't discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.

"Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further."

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.

Adnan added: "I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney."

Adnan wishes he could release a Britney sex tape. Brit Brit's camp would destroy him, and so would her psycho fans. I wanna see it, though. I wanna hear that British accent she was faking as she screams at Adnan to "gimme more" penetration. Ha. I didn't even think of how perfect "Gimme More" is to make fuck to until I typed that. :)

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For some reason I have a difficult time believing this.

Heath Ledger's 2-year-old daughter Matilda Rose will inherit the late actor's entire $16.6 million estate, according to Perth, Australia's Sunday Times.

The Dark Knight star -- who died last January of a prescription drug overdose at the age of 28 -- had named his parents and sisters as the beneficiaries in his will.

But the will was made before the birth of his daughter. Some reports speculated that Ledger's ex Michelle Williams would lodge a claim.

But Ledger's father Kim tells Perth's Sunday Times, "There is no claim. Our family has gifted everything to Matilda."

In March, Kim issued a statement: "Matilda is an absolute priority and Michelle is an integral part of our family. They will be taken care of and that's how Heath would want it to be."

If Matilda truly is getting all of Heath's money, did his fam have to tell the media about it? Does "gifted" mean "is getting $16 million"? We'll see. As long as Heath's family is taken care of, I guess that's all that matters, not sure Matilda needs all his fortune, though. Lucky kid. :)

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I am hoping hoping hoping that Scar Jo and Ryan Regnolds decided to do a Beyonce and Jay-Z - marry ghetto ass shotgun style without having a bun in the oven.

ScarJo said she wanted a long engagement, so this seems strange. Sneaky. Suspicious. Bitch is preggers!

The happy couple tied the knot in Vancouver, British Columbia (I love that place, and I love you Ben)!  Ryan and Scarlett had a small, intimate celebration with close family and friends also known as secret-keepers. Congrats on getting knocked up, Scarlett. Your boobs are gonna be even more fabulous soon. :)

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds made it official with a wedding this weekend, Reynolds's rep, Meredith O'Sullivan, confirmed.

Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C.

This is the first marriage for both. The couple had announced their engagement in May.

Johansson, 23, began dating Reynolds, 31, last year shortly after his split from singer Alanis Morissette, who recently expressed well wishes on her ex's engagement.

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Ooooohhhh! Tina gets me all excited and tingly inside.

And wanna know what's another bonus to Tina covering Sarah? People will watch the original Sarah Palin interviews to compare and contrast.

Does SNL carry an impact on the Presidential election? I doubt anyone's researching that or has the accurate data and credible margin of error mathematics to back any findings, but, personally, I watched Sarah's Katie Couric interview before watching Tina Fey simply because I heard Tina Fey mocked her. I didn't watch the Sarah Palin interview when it came out because I knew I would get nauseous. I was right. The last statement by Sarah is classic. Bitch is genius!

So, here goes the original Sarah Palin and Katie Couric interview

Here's Tina workin' her magic

How embarrassing. Bitch got a DUI in broad daylight. Shameful! What an amateur.

A resident called authorities after allegedly seeing Locklear driving "erratically" in a parking lot. But the CHP didn't see her driving -- she had pulled over on her own accord before they got there.There are reports she was arrested for driving under the influence of prescription medication -- but we're told the tests are still being analyzed. No alcohol was involved.

The bottom line -- Locklear has a lawyer with a Ty Cobb batting average, Blair Berk. Especially given that deputies apparently didn't see her driving, look for a plea bargain and very possibly a reduced charge -- e.g., reckless driving.

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When I read that Paul Newman "quietly" died of cancer, I gasped! I know reports surfaced long ago that he was sick, but I was hoping that he could keep on fighting the good fight for years to come. This is a major loss. Besides being a talented actor, what a great all-around person he was. He will truly be missed. Paul Newman, a screen hero for more than half a century and the head of a philanthropic food empire for the past 25 years, has died, it was announced Saturday. He was 83.

Surrounded by his family and close friends at his farmhouse near Westport, Conn., Newman succumbed Friday after a long battle with cancer, according to a statement from publicist Jeff Sanderson.

"If my eyes should ever turn brown, my career is shot to hell," Paul Newman once joked.

Friends for 41 years, legendary race-car driver Mario Andretti says one of the things he'll miss most about Paul Newman is his pal's sense of humor.

"He was just a fun person to be around," he continues. "It was always the lighter side that made it so neat. He was game for anything.

"He always made you feel so welcome when you called," Andretti adds. "He'd say, 'Hot damn, it's so nice to hear from you.' "

His foundation issued the following statement, excerpts:
His heart and soul were dedicated to helping make the world a better place for all. Paul had an abiding belief in the role that luck plays in one's life, and its randomness. He was quick to acknowledge the good fortune he had in his own life.

While his philanthropic interests and donations were wide-ranging, he was especially committed to the thousands of children with life-threatening conditions served by the Hole in the Wall Camps, which he helped start over 20 years ago.

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