September 2008 News Archive (Page 20)

"She finds Jessica's love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it's the same one Jess did about John Mayer �" same smile, same look, except she's a little fatter."

Carrie's anorexic ass needs to shut it. She was rounder than Jessica when she originally competed on American Idol. That being said, I would say what Carrie said, too, especially after having to gaze at Jessica's uncomfortable, sideways head tilt. That mess will bring out the bitchiness in anyone.

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Bristol Palin, 17, and her baby daddy and future husband, Levi Johnston, 18, sported each other's names tattooed on their ring fingers while at the Republican National Convention. This disturbs me. Yes, it is so my business. Actually, I'm not jokin' no more. It is my business. It's very dangerous that teen pregnancy has been glamorized and the sperm donor always stays with the baby mama when the expecting mothers are public figures.

Anywho, I wish Bristol, Levi and the Palin fam all the best. :)

Excerpts from Lynne Spears' book has hit the internets!

Britney Spears had sex at 14 but she told the media she lost her virginity at like 20? 21? All I know is this means Miley Cyrus is probably having herself a good ol' traditional Disney orgy right about now with the Jonas Virgins.

Lynne says:

• At the age of 14 Brit Brit lost her flower to an 18-year-old high school football player. Lynne encouraged it because she thought it would make Britney more popular. How maternal!

• Lynne would also allow Britney to spend the night at the dude's house, no problem. Uh, this makes me think, did she school Britney on birth control?! Look at what happened to Jamie Lynn? Maybe she's a worse mother than everyone previously thought. She was okay with Britney having sex at 14 and now I'm wondering if she even told her to be careful and such.

• Lynne thought Britney's drug use that began at 15 was normal teenage issues.

• One year layer Britney was caught with cocaine and pot while trying to get on a private jet.

• That same year, at the age of 16, Britney and Justin Timberlake started making sex. Lynne would let JT sleep in Britney's room and didn't mind that they were having sex in the house because she says Brit Brit was "in love."

• Lynne also says that Britney's managers are the ones responsible for her behavior.

The woman has no shame and no sense of accountability! I wanna strangle her with Brit Brit's weave, get her knocked up with some Kevin Federsperm juice then take her to an Akon concert.

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Last year at an Akon concert, the gentleman himself grabbed a 15-year-old preacher's daughter from the audience and banged the brain cells out of her. Seriously. That ho must have some damage, he violently thrusted her like she's a weightless porn star.

Then in June Akon had security bring him a fan who threw a bottle onto the stage. Akon threw the thin boy into the crowd and he's currently facing criminal charges for his act of kindness.

This time around, while performing in South America, Akon went crowd surfing when a female fan grabbed him. Akon decided that two of his female fans were worthy of the official "smack that," shoving both girls hard, pushing them back into the crowd. Maybe he just wanted some inspiration for his next album?

Some of you made me feel like dookey underneath a big pile of even stinkier poo poo. I had absolutely no drama yesterday, I just did a horrific job of saying, 'I can't update today because I'm busy.' I am SO sorry that some of you were concerned. I feel so sucky.

It's just that on countless occasions I've updated while letting whatever else I need to do go straight to hell. Those days are over. It's a rarity that I won't update, but it will happen sometimes. And since 'life happens' and a blogger can not always blog - I remember one blogger was blogging while she was in the hospital delivering her babies (she did that twice), which I find indescribably pathetic - I promise to do a better job of describing why I can't blog on the days that I don't.

I was too shy to say I was up very late on Wednesday night and I had two appointments on Thursday and I was a little backed up. That's all. No drama. At least not yesterday...

On why she's cohosting a cocktail party to defeat Proposition 8, the November ballot initiative that would ban same-sex marriage in California.

I'm a political activist who believes in preserving the American dream which is tolerance of diversity and the separation of church and state…It's simply un-American not to be tolerant of different lifestyles. If you wanna live in a single-minded, religious-based country you're in the wrong place."

I never knew she was so fierce? Luv her now. :)

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Beyonce is on the new cover of Marie Claire, which scares me because once B begins her media frenzy it's like it never ends, looking sexy hot.

Unlike Beyonce's L'Oreal skin bleached ad, looks like the diva wasn't under intense lighting and didn't have any computer help to lighten her up. Good job, Marie Claire. Nice. :)

Beyonce in Marie Claire

Tila is cute. I can't help but think that a good 50% of why she's famous is because she's got such a hawt stage name. Where would she be if she went by her real name, Tila Nguyen? Possibly nowhere.

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Miley Cyrus doesn't turn 16 until November 23, but she's already bought herself a present �" a convertible

In late August, the star ordered a fully loaded white Mercedes-Benz CLK 550 Cabriolet with a sticker price of $75,375.

"Miley wanted special options like parking assist and a cream-colored leather interior, so she ordered the car early," her pal says.

When Miley scratches it up, she can replace it the same day. I guess it's good that she started off with a $75,000 car. With her budget, that's really cheap.

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The "Get Smart" actress paid her beleaguered beau's whopping $37,000 monthly rent at his sumptuous Olympic Tower duplex for four months until finally, in June, his lease ran out - and she ditched him as the feds closed in on his schemes, a titillating new Vanity Fair report says.

"It was totally love at first sight . . . He is sooo good-looking . . . He looks like a god," the young actress once cooed after the pair met in spring 2004, the article says.

Hathaway, 25, tried to let him off gently.

"You were the love of my life," she told him, according to the mag. "I'll always love you. You know that, baby."

Six hours later, the feds busted in and hauled off the 29-year-old Follieri in handcuffs on charges of money laundering and wire fraud.

It was later rumored that Hathaway had a hand in the bust, having allegedly lured Follieri back to his adopted home of New York from Italy to face the raps.

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