September 2008 News Archive (Page 8)

The end is near! Victoria Beckham isn't shopping any more and the bitch is actually eating food other than soup and edaname!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Victoria says: "You know, I could just go shopping every day and sit on my bum. I could do what half these people do in here �" sit and have lunch and go shopping �" but I'd be so bored. I don't even go shopping any more."

Victoria's life has changed dramatically in the past year. Before moving to LA, she infamously never set foot in a gym and went hungry pretty much every day in a bid to stay slim.

"I run four miles, seven days a week," she explains. "I feel energised and healthy �" there are really nice gyms here and I just enjoy it. I need that self-discipline to get up in the morning, drop the kids off at school then go to the gym.

I can think properly then go home and do some work. But I do feel so much better. David puts music on my iPod and Gordon Ramsay bought me trainers where you have a little chip so you can clock how far you're running."

And does she have a bigger appetite?

"Yes, I am eating more. I think you do eat more when you're working out. And you want to eat healthily, so it's good all round."

LA has really changed Victoria for the better. Luvin it!!! :)

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On a minor level, I respect David Blaine. On a major level, I think he's a douche and I wanna bust out a belt and spank his ass. Not sexual. Just punishment.

I'm impressed with his superhuman thrill seeking, but he scares me with every stunt. He messes with emotions then does it all over again.

David Blaine has kicked off his latest crowd-drawing exploit in New York City this morning, embarking on a three-day feat of endurance in which he will hang upside down in Central Park, culminating in a live two-hour finale on ABC Wednesday night.

David Blaine: Dive of Death, takes place 50 feet above the iconic Wollman Rink in full public view and began in earnest at 8:30 a.m. this morning. Blaine will go without food, but with liquids, for the roughly 60-hour period.

He will also be unable to sleep and be fitted with a catheter for all his disposal needs.

His personal physician has spoken out about some serious, and lasting, dangers that could result. Like increased blood pressure, retina damage, stroke, and the possibility of going blind.

How do you put up with dating a magician? You're like, 'I'm really upset with you right now!' He's like, 'I'm pissed too. And by the way, guess what? For my next stunt I'm gonna go jump off a ledge and hang on with my toenails, bitch!'

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Okay. This really isn't funny. After I read Michael Lohan's rant, emailed to paparazzi agency x17, I paused. I wanted to put myself in LiLo's shoes for a minute and I thought, if I were Lindsay, what would I do in this situation?

I found myself at a loss of solutions. The only thing I could come up with would be to stay outta the spotlight, not make any movies, don't appear anywhere for a while - basically hide cause my dad is bat shit. But that sucks. Why should she do that? I am SO humiliated for Lindsay Lohan. How embarrassing. Here's some of Michael's bullshit:

I am compelled to state my concerns about the effect Samantha is having on my daughter

There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye! Not that what we see is soooo pleasing anyway!I I mean, what's with this …."person"??? Look at the way she "dresses"? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!

Have you ever seen her apartment? For God's sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this first hand).

I heard and know more about Samantha than you can imagine. Yet, while I haven't exposed her, I know that God will. He will weed her out of Lindsay's life and at that time, you will finally see Lindsay back in the place in her heart and mind that God wants and she belongs. Hopefully, without Samantha causing more damage than she already has.

I am compelled to speak out about the people , like Samantha, who are destroying Lindsay is far too many ways. I am ready to really spill the beans, and I won't stop until this dark, evil nemesis is out of Lindsay's life.

THE END

Michael, sounds like you're on the right track, you've officially sped up the process of repairing your relationship with Lindsay. Go get 'em, father of the year. Good job! :)

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!

I love seeing rolls on the famous, makes me all tingly inside. :)

Fans got more than they paid for when Jennifer Lopez revealed more than she intended on stage in Athens. Lopez was performing to a crowd of 11,000 at the Olympic Stadium on the first leg of her world tour, when she lifted her arm and flashed some unsightly rolls.

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They look so great together!!! Samantha Ronson's short, dark hair makes her look soooo much better and I love how they're becoming more and more comfortable with being affectionate in public. Go hot lesbian couple, go! :) 

Suri is beyond adorable. Just look at her pushing her bear in a stroller!

Obviously Casey Aldridge has not received proper training from K-Fuck. You're supposed to use a Spears woman for all she's got, not pay for your own shiz!!

A stolen picture of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding her baby has sparked a federal pornography investigation.

Federal and local authorities are on the hunt for someone peddling 12 pics of Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn, daughter Maddie and baby daddy Casey Aldridge. One of the pictures shows Jamie Lynn breast feeding Maddie -- Jamie Lynn's left breast is exposed.

The pics were taken on Casey's digital camera. He took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies. Law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried selling them.

Peddling pictures of a minor's breast -- even if not taken for sexual purposes -- could land the seller and the buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid. Also, anyone purchasing the pics could be prosecuted for the crime of receiving stolen property.

Authorities are trying to find the man who is attempting to sell the photos. In addition, we're told Britney's lawyers are thinking about going after Wal-Mart for the alleged security breach.

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I always thought Mandy Moore seemed like a sweetheart, that's why I like her ass. Well, she's flown into see DJ AM and they only dated for 2 months!!!!!

I really wonder what Nicole Richie is thinking. She probably wants to see him so bad but she doesn't want to upset Joel. What an awkward position she must be in.

Mandy Moore has jetted to DJ AM's bedside as he continues to recover from burns sustained in this weekend's devastating plane crash.

The singer hopped a flight and visited her ex-boyfriend at the Joseph Still Burn Center in Augusta, Ga., Moore's manager confirms to PEOPLE.

The 35-year-old DJ (real name: Adam Goldstein) and drummer Travis Barker, 32, remain hospitalized in critical but stable condition. The center's director, Dr. Fred Mullins, has said that both musicians are expected to make a full recovery.

Moore and Goldstein began dating in early 2007 (not long after his break-up with ex-fiancée Nicole Richie). They split amicably after about two months.

And Moore is not the only one showing her support. Barker's ex-wife, Shanna Moakler, also rushed to the hospital to be by his side.

Officials have said that the Learjet crash may have been caused by a blown tire during takeoff.

At the Emmy AwardsBased upon how lame, toga-like, simple and oversized this dress is, I'm guessing Granny Conrad "designed" it. However, I don't know if she did. Either way, this is how a true fashionista makes a statement, by wearing dresses that look like tablecloths. This is what innovation is all about. Take note.

I'm not posting all the Emmy award pictures, but I'll put up quite a few.