September 2008 News Archive (Page 9)

But I will watch her trying to pretend!

J.Lo. out, Lindsay Lohan in.

When Project Runway returns on Lifetime in 2009, she will sit in the guest judge's chair for the season premiere. The 22-year-old filmed the premiere episode on Thursday.

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Three quarters of the Sex and the City cast got glam and appeared at the New York Public Library to celebrate the DVD release of the movie that had the highest earning chick flick debut of all time.

Actors have to attend multiple premiere events, award shows, plus DVD release parties now too. Since when have you heard of a VHS release party? They didn't exist. I guess it's all what they call 'a sign of the times.'

On a sidenote, they all look hawt. Love SJP's dress and Kim C's locks. When I grow up I wanna be just like Kim Cattrall, not letting age get in the way, flashing my tits till they touch my knees.

Pamela Anderson and a mystery albino man attended the Vivienee Westwood show in London yesterday. I assume he has a similar mold he puts his dick in before and after penetration that sucks out all the moisture, disinfects, and vaccinates simulatenously. He does look creative and resourceful.

I wanted to type outta the box and title this post, "Awwww" just like I tend to do with cute baby pics. Instead I went with 'Maybe I'm Getting Lazy' because I may be getting lazy... okay. Usher's son is SO cute!!! Go Tameka. She's not a bad baby maker.

Usher scoops up 10-month-old son Usher Raymond V during a playdate Thursday at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills. The R&B star's son will soon have a new playmate: Usher and wife Tameka Foster are expecting their second child.

She seems so genuine, accessible, real.

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"I'm a fairly guarded person and I can be pretty insecure when I first meet people.

On how things went down after her breakup:

''I was shown such enormous kindness from my friends that, as difficult as it was, I can't complain,''

''I feel like I've come out on the other side of a lot of things, not just the obvious �" what's in the press. A lot of baggage that I carried around for a long time, even before I was in the situation that I was in, has been cleared away.'' She breaks into a half smile. ''I don't know, maybe that's what people call growing up.''

On Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears

You know those girls that, like, go out? I'm just not confident enough to do that.I'm not the sort of girl that will throw on a short skirt and tease her hair up. … Truly, I am a wallflower by nature."

On her conman ex-boyfriend

‘It's funny that [the Follieri scandal] has become a part of my story because it's not something that I'd like to talk about all the time. I have to be very careful because I don't want it to define me. And I don't want to subconsciously exploit it."

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Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger at the Vodafone Live awards in London.

I think the bend and booty pop should be called "The Kim Kardashian" for obvious reasons. Nicole does it well. I commend any woman who can wear something that tight without all the seams ripping right open in the back like it does whenever I attempt it. Sigh.

If you got it, flaunt it, even in shit so tight you don't even have space to fart in it. I've done that too in my glory days.

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"The Hills" ain't big enough for Audrina Patridge anymore.

Sources close to Audrina tell TMZ a spin-off show starring Audrina is "in the works." And it's all happening fast -- moving trucks are in front of the house she shares with Lauren Conrad and Lauren Bosworth right now.

The spin-off news comes on the same day it was announced she'll be starring in a horror movie called "Sorority Row." We smell an Oscar!

MTV released this statement: "MTV has no plans for a spin-off with Audrina."

Audrina Patridge moving out of Lauren Conrad's house may be one of the few unscripted situations on The Hills. I doubt the reps at MTV got off when they heard about this. Now they have more work to do, filming her from an additional location, but whatever.

It's inevitable that Audrina would move out. I wish I could say that I care, but I don't. All I care about is her getting eyelid surgery stat. Ceiling Eyes is incapable of holding eye contact, which means I can't trust her bony ass. So confusing.

I'm thinking I should blog the worst, cheesiest headlines for a whole day, one day. Are you sure your eyes won't get stuck from all the eye rolling? I may make it happen. See kids, dreams do come true.

Here goes it:

Cynthia filed for divorce in July, claiming A-Rod had "emotionally abandoned" her ass and they kids and had a series of some down low shit, including an "affair of the heart" with Madge aka Madonna, which was the "last straw."

In Cynthia's filing, she was all Kimora Lee Simmons-like, asking for their $12 million crib and a cut of the stacks he earned during their marriage. Alex reportedly made $28 million this season alone.

Earlier A-Rod fired back, arguing that the divorce settlement should be determined by their prenup, which Cynthia autographed a month before they wed in '02.

Now we're all left in the dark and we won't find out shit!!

Terms of the settlement were not released.

"Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez have amicably resolved their dissolution of marriage proceedings," lawyers for the former couple say in a statement. "They deliberately engaged in a private negotiation. During the negotiations and resolution all decisions were made with the best interests of their children as the paramount concern."

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Kudos to me. I can do some type outs to myself, right? It's Friday. I we all deserve it. This is one rumor I am so happy is false. Paris Hilton's dogs were NOT eaten by a coyote. They're safe and spoiled, just like the babies of an heiress should be.

Paris' rep said,

"They were at Paris's house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be. Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured."

Her rep was responding to reports that Hilton, 27, has been crying non-stop due to the dogs' deaths.

Uh, now that I think about it... who the eff came up with this rumor and why did they think it was funny or amusing?!!! WTF! Don't they know Paris was crying uncontrollably because she contracted another STD? Coupled with the fact that there's not a pill for everything, the woman is screwed. Her vag is slowly closing itself up from all the abuse.

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ER's Maura Tierney on her love of cigarettes.

"When I can't have one, I'm fucked. I've found myself doing things I'm not proud of, like digging through the trash for a butt. Or smoking through bronchitis . . . During a five-minute break at work, I've had to make the decision: Should I pee, or should I smoke? I've tried to do both at the same time, and it's not very satisfying."

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