Monthly Archives: October 2008

A German teacher was playing “Truth or Dare” with her class, when the class dared her to “pole dance”. She did one better, she did a strip tease! Parents wanted her fired, but the school says she is a “valuable teacher for our institution”

I think this is sad. Bitch desperately needs a man!! It was fun to watch, though, to see how far she would go.

source: bf

* Happy Halloween Links, Have Fun! *

Top 10 celebs who don’t need a mask because they’re so fug – CS

The Beckhams are turning into superheroes? – CNW

Flower girls gone wild – CK

Al Pacino has the money to pay for your car, so let him fix it – AB

It was just a rumor!! – CW

Nice guys finish first – RR

Billy Ray Cyrus tells Miley not to get knocked up – WIMB

Suri Cruise has attitude – IBBB

Tranny blow job on the bus – OMG

vH1′s Pumpkin is still unemployed – BB

John McCain’s embarrassing video – GB

Beyonce and her sistah Solange Knowles were in Tokyo to premiere their Samantha Thavasa handbag and their new singles.

Beyonce’s hair is like a less dramatic Amy Wino beehive. Perfect for storing crack. And if that’s not your thing, it’s good for stashing a condom and snacks, if you’re like me and sometimes forget to bring them with you… And I think it’s time for Solange to start going by her first name only. It’s unique enough, unless she goes by Solange Knowles so that people will know who her sister is? Hmmmm. I’m thinking it may be the latter, somthing Papa Knowles suggested. But I think going by just Solange would be more fitting and more original.

Tags: 2 Cents, Award Shows, Red Carpet, Beyonce

“Holly and Kendra are moving out right now,” Bridget Marquardt told Usmagazine.com Thursday at the Playboy fragrance launch in NYC. “I don’t know how much longer I’ll be there.

“I’ve been doing a travel channel show, so to be honest, I’m not even there that much at the moment anyway.”

Of Hef, she said, “We are talking about doing season six [of Girls Next Door]. We have a lot of fun ideas so keep watching!”

What will happen to Bridget? She’s not famous enough like Kendra and Holly who can move out and do just fine. She kind of needs to live in that whore house in order to stay relevant. I like Bridget the best cause her boobs are real.

Tags: Female Sluts

Fox decided not to renew King of the Hill.

The preening queens of The Hills? Reigning media darlings. The animated cast of King of the Hill? Out of a job.

Fox has finally called time on its Sunday-night staple, opting not to pick up any more episodes of the second-longest-running animated prime-time series in history, behind The Simpsons, after the end of its 13-episode 13th season.

I haven’t watched that many King of the Hill episodes, but I would always get a good laugh.

The hilarious Kevin Smith, actor and current director of Zack and Miri Make a Porno, is supersized; and, unlike many women, Kevin’s not simply saying he’s “big and beautiful” or ‘big and handsome,’ instead he’s being real.

“I broke a toilet. That’s how heavy I am,” he tells the Los Angeles Times. “I can’t take all the credit — that was an old toilet and a very waterlogged wall — but my size took that toilet down. I cannot cognitively reframe it and be like, ‘It wasn’t me — it was the toilet. It was definitely me. And that’s a wake-up call!”

After his raunchy new comedy Zack and Miri Make a Porno opens today, he says he plans to diet.

“I’m going away for a while to concentrate on myself. To save my life. Come opening weekend, if it does well, I’ll want to reward myself by eating more,” he added. “And if the movie does poorly, I imagine I’ll want to self-medicate and eat more. Hollywood’s a hard town to be fat in!”

And from Kevin’s blog:

Fuck, I wish I was still that thin. I’ve porked the fuck out, man. I’m really, really fat right now. Fattest I’ve ever been. But as soon as this flick’s out, I’m taking my life back; gonna drop out of sight and drop a bunch of pounds. It’s the deal I’ve made with myself. Just gotta make it through the next two and half weeks of press and running around.

Here’s a movie idea, Kevin. Write about your struggles to lose 100 pounds and keep it off. You can throw in as much over the top fiction as you want, and with the right scenes, actors and script, it would be hilarious.

Any POTP readers know any Hollywood execs? I’m bursting with ideas that suck, but I’m still bursting with ideas! I swear I should go into script writing.

Kevin, I know you can do it! Good luck.

Tags: 2 Cents

I am not saying Julia is or is not responsible for the death of her mother, brother and 7 year-old son, but I found this comment that I read on another site interesting, insightful even.

Has it occurred to anyone that Julia and William planned the abduction of Julian to extort money from her sister and the plan went bad.

Jennifer Hudson and David Otunga

William may have have married Julia with the expectation that they would later get a big pay out from from Jennifer and two years later, when they are living in the same situation (wage garnishments, living with mom, no new stuff, no car…but your sister is a movie star)he convinced her of his master plan to help them get on…or vice versa.

She had to be resentful about driving a school bus and having no money when her sister is obviously not struggling. and how convenient is it that he knows her schedule and all of this went down while she was “at work”… but there was no school friday…she was the one to discover the bodies…but her brother is the person who normally picks her up…but he’s dead…how did she get home…

and why is she all at the house trying to get the mail after her whole family just got killed in there, she wasn’t paying her bills before why is she acting concerned about them now. If my baby and my mama were murdered IM SORRY BUT I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE, COMPLETE A SENTENCE VERBALLY, LET ALONE, TYPE SOME SHIT ON MYSPACE.Very Very suspicious.

Something that’s unmentioned in this biased comment posted above is that neighbors reported that William vowed to “mess up” the Hudson family shortly before the murders when he got in an argument with them.

For now these murders look like a violent act of revenge not a master plan gone wrong. However, I heard Julia doesn’t seem sincere when she begged for her son’s return, I think it’s EFFING weird that she blogged about Julian a day after he was found dead, and bitch still has William as a top friend on MySpace. All that makes her look suspect.

Either Julia had an active role in the murders, or she has all kinds of sick, twisted issues.

Tags: Jennifer Hudson, WTF

So, uh, Nick Cannon’s a firefighter, and Mimi’s a five dollar an hour firefighter hooker. Get it. But was an entire truck used as a prop for their costumes? And if so, where can I get one? I think it’d come in handy for road trips and whenever I’m running late.

Mariah Carey Pregnant Photo

Tags: Award Shows, Red Carpet, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon

Looks like Lance Bass’ costume was a lot of work! I never thought of being a grad for Halloween. His costume is as ghetto as it gets, with the exception of Mimi’s “costume.”