Archive for October 1st, 2008

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October 1st, 2008

Why did Sharon Stone want to botox her son’s feet?!! - CS

Russell Crowe is prettier than Kristie Alley - CR

Jennifer Aniston should marry her dog - CNW

Even though I see some nipple, I’m not turned on - CK

Quentin Tarantino will get your car towed - AB

Megan Fox thinks she’s a man with a vagina - RR

I hardly recognize Britney Spears when she doesn’t look like shit - IBBB

Danity Kane breakup? - BB

Angelina Jolie forced into therapy - GB

Jennifer Aniston spends $34,000 on tan - WIMB

Anna Nicole and Tupac? - YL


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This Dog Is a Better Lover Than The Guy I Brought Home Saturday Night

October 1st, 2008

Horny ass dog alert! Someone give him a bone. This dog is a master at the fine art of tongue fucking.


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Kim Kardashian Remembers Her Dad

October 1st, 2008

Photo of Kim Kardashian Remembers Her DadToday is the day my father passed away five years ago. I can’t even believe it has been that long.

It seems like our lives have changed so much in these past five years. Every tough thing that would come our way, it seemed my dad was watching over us and protecting us and somehow we would make it through and come out even stronger!

There isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t think about him or wish he were here. I often have really real dreams about him, where I wake up so mad it was just a dream. I miss him so much!

Today is a hard day, but my reason for this post is to honor my dad! He was the most amazing dad, husband, son, brother and my best friend!

I love you, Dad!

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David Letterman Grills Anne Hathaway on Her Felon Ex Boyfriend

October 1st, 2008


If you don’t wanna watch all of the video, here’s the highlights: (more…)


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Mood Swings, Music and Food

October 1st, 2008

After I finished blogging yesterday I was no longer a happy blogger, instead I was a disgruntled employee.

I got a 2nd job last week which I was all Ooooohhh, yay money! about till I realized that I have to effing earn my paychecks. Sucks! But I didn’t wanna be bitchy, cause when I’m doing anything other than blogging, bitching isn’t so beneficial.
Photo of Mood Swings, Music and FoodSo I played my Ingrid Michaelson’s Girls and Boys on my iTunes because her music is equally as soothing as a back massage. Photo of Mood Swings, Music and FoodThen I pulled out my pint of Ben & Jerry’s Fro Yo half baked - only 3 grams of fat per 1/4th pint. Half Baked is chocolate and vanilla ice cream mixed with brownie pieces and chocolate chip cookie dough chunks… And, I just wanna plug a delicious, new item on Jack in the Box’s menu - I hope this is nationwide - Cheesy Macaroni Bites. Photo of Mood Swings, Music and FoodIt’s basically gooey, cheesy macaroni rolled in batter and fried to a light crisp.  For days this snack has brought me more pleasure than my right hand. I highly recommend it.

Now back to your regularly scheduled gossip…


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Katy Perry’s New Video “Hot N Cold”

October 1st, 2008

Hot N Cold


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Sarah Palin’s Facebook Page

October 1st, 2008

The comments on Sarah’s page are pretty funny.
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Thanks Craig!


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Kelly Osbourne’s STD Paranoia

October 1st, 2008

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“Alcohol and drugs impair your judgment. I know it’s because I was drunk that I had unprotected sex. I’m not the kind of person who talks about my sex life, but I’m not afraid to talk about contraception. I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested (for sexually transmitted infections) and most of the time I don’t even need to. I just go for peace of mind.”

I just wanna know how many infections Kelly has had because they had to find something for this bitch to keep going to the doctor every season. She couldn’t be that paranoid.

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