My fave part of the day is finding fun random stories. Can’t do that today, though. On the go. Here goes some hot links to hold you over till tomorrow. <3
Catherine Zeta Jones actually looks like shit for once - CS
Good idea!
Ever since Papa Spears straightened out his wreckless daughter it’s been all uphill from here. And the people on Britney’s team (at least we know her first manager Larry Rudolph is back) are doing a great job with her. This is how you stage a comeback! She’s doing everything right these days, washing her hair, wearing bras, now Brit Brit’s donated money to a Bronx school music program!
In a surprise visit to the Bronx school, John Philip Sousa M.S. 142, Britney Spears donated a $10,000 check as an endowment for the school’s music program.
An eight-piece band called the Souastones performed for the pop star, led by music director, Sal Mazzola, who told her, “When you’re ready to take us on the road for an opening act, we’re ready.” Britney, who’s planning a 2009 tour, answered, “You’ll be the first people I call.”
The donation was from Elizabeth Arden, which manufactures Britney’s fragrances, Believe, Fantasy and Curious.
This gets funnier towards the end, like, the very end. And I can’t get enough of Sarah Palin interviews. They rock my world. I think tonight’s debate may actually be worthy of a DVD burn or a VHS dub. The woman is just so laughable and I can’t wait to see what she’ll be workin’ wit tonight. She’s not gonna be asked questions about her lipstick, so she has a hell of a lot of preparing to do. I hope she wears a diaper because she’s gonna be shittin’ herself some bricks.
My love for Shannen Doherty keeps growin’ and growin’ and growin’! Like a good lil interviewee, Shannen’s interesting. Here’s some of Q&A’s from Details magazine.
On her critics:
“I don’t spend any time on the Internet. I used to, but then I’d cry myself to sleep, thinking everyone in the world hates me. So I stopped. But when the news came that they were bringing back 90210, friends started e-mailing me stuff from fan sites that said Brenda had to be on the show. I can pay my mortgage and ride my horses because of those fans. This is how I can repay them.”
On a Hawaiian shark-diving trip she took with friends:
“I couldn’t breathe, I started having an anxiety attack, I couldn’t stay out of their reach. They were slamming into the cage—they looked so frickin’ mean! My leg slipped a little through the bars, and a shark swam up against me and rubbed off a layer of my skin.
“I tell myself the least I can do is give the ocean back to the sharks,” Doherty says. And then she giggles. “No, that’s just a bullshit rationalization—I’m just terrified now.”
On her best known role, 90210’s Brenda Walsh:
“I don’t think Brenda was a complete brat. She was fueled by her insecurities: not being from Beverly Hills, not feeling safe in that environment. And then the love of her life was stolen from her. That can really injure a young girl’s esteem.”
On life in her 30s:
“I have a great life now. It’s really kind of boring.”
On her new role on 90210:
“I wouldn’t have done it if she was stuck in the same spot,” Doherty says. “There were moments when I hated Brenda, but there were other moments when I saw vulnerability and greatness in her, and believed her passion for life would make her a great actor—but not someone you would necessarily want to hang out with.”
On her ex-husband playboy Rick Salmon:
“I look at what he did [on the Paris Hilton sex tape] and think, God, that’s disgusting. But when we were married, I never had someone make me laugh so much. I was madly in love.”
Jamie Oliver (British television chef and friend of Oprah’s) said he wants a son so badly that he fucked while wearing a cold diaper!!
Jamie confessed that he wore a frozen nappy (diaper) to boost their chances of having a boy. Jamie said he’d heard that temperature could improve his and Jools’ chances of conceiving a boy.
He said: “I don’t know what sex it is yet. I know a lot of people say I keep talking about having a boy.
“And, well if I had a choice then it would be a boy - but I want to just make it clear that I’m happy whatever the big man gives me, as long as it’s healthy.”
He added: “I’ve tried quite a few things, I found out from a specialist that it’s about temperature, temperature of the balls.
“So what I did is I bought an adult nappy, soaked it in water, froze it, cut a hole for the c**k and we made love.”
It seems that Jamie probably didn’t intend to make this confession as he added on TV show Friday Night with Jonathan Ross: “I actually didn’t plan on having this conversation Jonathan.”
I’m not exactly a fan of Sarah’s, but Sandra Bernhard did take her joke a bit too far. When it comes to high-ranking politicians, they fall into the ‘off limits’ category. You can’t say sumthin like that without facing the repercussions.
Sandra Bernhard’s recent cracks about Gov. Sarah Palin are no laughing matter, according to a Boston women’s shelter.
Officials at Rosie’s Place cut the comedian as a headliner from an annual benefit after she joked that Palin would be “gang-raped by my big black brothers” if she ever visited New York City.
Bernhard made the joke last month at a one-woman show in Washington shortly before the Republican vice presidential hopeful hit NYC to campaign. (She also criticized Palin for opposing abortion rights.)
Rosie’s Place public relations director Leemarie Mosca said many women at the shelter have been victims of violence, and “we don’t think violence against women is a laughing matter.”
On her Web site, Bernhard said the gang-rape joke was part of a larger piece from her show about “racism, freedom, women’s rights, and the extreme views of Gov. Sarah Palin - a woman who doesn’t believe that other women should have the right to choose.”
Said the comedian: “I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm - I’d just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views … and then go back to Alaska.”
