Archive for October 3rd, 2008
Madonna and A-Rod like to eat before sex - CS
This goes way beyond a nip slip, tits completely fall out - CR
Sienna Miller to the rescue - CNW
Salma Hayek, a lesbian in hiding? - CK
Boobs should never be that round - AB
New legalized marijuana rule - RR
Top Model episode recap - IBBB
Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist scene stealer - BB
American Idol’s elf boy lands TV gig - GB
Blowjob face - WIMB
Lo’s boobs are rebelling against her - YL
Lauren Conrad hooks up with Justin Bobby and Audrina’s pissed!! - E!
90 year-old woman commits suicide after house goes into foreclosure - CNN

Guys with higher testosterone levels along with manly faces are more likely to take the biggest financial risks, suggests a new study.
“Although our findings do not address causality, we believe that testosterone may influence how individuals make risky financial decisions,” said researcher Coren Apicella, an anthropologist at Harvard University.
Previous studies have shown that on average, men are more likely than women to take risks, and the researchers theorized that these differences could be explained by the role of testosterone.
A recent study also showed that stock market traders made more money on days when their testosterone levels were highest.
The researchers also scored players on facial masculinity.
Those who had the manliest faces invested 6 percent more than their average-face counterparts. Basically, if the risk does pay off financially, it could also pay off with the ladies.
She added, “This is because women value wealth more than men when choosing for a mate.”
Take this bullshiz with a big grain of wtf. First of all, only 100 Harvard students, ages 18 - 23, were tested. Of course they’re gonna be more reckless with their money, there’s a hell of a lot more where that came from!
And second, wtf is the last part about women valuing money in a mate more than men? Gold-digging bitch, please! There’s a whole new breed of dead beat losers and cougar-loving freeloaders out there these days, too. Better recognize. - Am I stuck in the 90s?! When did people say that, late 90s, early 21st century? Who cares, it’s Friday.
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Barack Obama holds up a Michigan State jersey given to him during a rally on Thursday, October 2, at Michigan State University in East Lansing, Michigan.
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Samantha isn’t fat, that’s a given, but her body is nowhere near being “good” either. She looks emaciated, frail, weak and incapable of menstruating. She has virtually no muscle, bulk or curves; she’s all skin and bones.
Sam was pleasantly surprised that fans said she looks good in a bikini. That’s only because all we’ve seen her in is jeans, long sleeve shirts, a hat and glasses. We were all more shocked that she has functioning legs and a waist more than pleased with her barely-there physique.
Sam weighed in on why she’s so tiny,
“No gym – well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes!”
Uh, she also smokes like a fish, keeps long hours when she DJs and burns calories from riding Linds with a strap-on every other hour. She left out all the juicy stuff.
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How long is this sketch going to be? I can not wait! Tina Fey is gonna kill it with her Sarah Palin debate answers.
Saturday Night Live has royal plans for a possible vice presidential debate sketch: they’ve booked Queen Latifah to play moderator Gwen Ifill.
“If we do a VP debate sketch, Queen Latifah is lined up to play Gwen Ifill.”
Ifill moderated Thursday’s vice presidential debate between Governor Sarah Palin and Senator Joseph Biden.
Because the SNL lineup is not finalized until shortly before airtime, it’s still possible a VP debate sketch will not go live.
In addition to Latifah’s possible appearance, Saturday night’s SNL will feature host Anne Hathaway and musical guest The Killers.
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First of all, haters gon hate. Although applicable in our everyday lives, the accuracy of that simple statement can not be disputed when it comes to politics and public figures.
Joe Biden has dozens of national debates and nearly three decades in politics on his resume. Sarah has mayor, governor and lipstick-wearing hockey mom on hers. The debate was a David v. Goliath matchup.
Of course, Biden owned it. How could he not! But unlike her Katie Couric pause-heavy, ditsy, cutesy interviews, Sarah Palin did a much better job answering questions. Granted, she didn’t answer A LOT of questions, constantly mentioned energy, said “maverick” in almost every sentence, and mispronounced “nuclear” as “nucular,” she still pulled through considering her lack of knowledge and experience.
Can you imagine trying to cram decades of facts related to voting records, foreign policies, economics and everything else I can’t remember right now into your brain within a few days?!
Sarah did phenomenally well considering the circumstances. I’d like to see anyone who says otherwise sweating under the spotlight in a United States Vice Presidential debate!
This is one time the haters need to stop hating. Her performance was sharp. She keeps her cool while under pressure.
Hilary Clinton also agrees with me.
“I think she’s very good. I always thought she would do well,” Clinton said. “It’s amazing. She’s been thrust into the national spotlight with very little preparation. All things considered, you saw a very composed and effective debater last night.”
Sarah’s views are unique, to say the least. She’s fiercely pro-life, says global warming isn’t manmade, knows shit about deregulation, opposes gay marriage, wants us to stay in Iraq for God knows how long, will leave 5 million more people without insurance, and overall, the woman doesn’t really know shit. But she is trying, and I commend her at least for that.
Vote for whomever for Mr. President, or at minimum, please show your gorgeous face at the polls and vote on important propositions. Your votes are crucial and they do make a difference.
I’m Firecracker, and I approve of this message.

Beyonce always records many more songs than she releases. And you know she’s gonna have a bunch of drama “Ring the Alarm” like tracks on her new disc, but she’ll claim the songs have shit to do with her while saying that this is her most personal album. Say whatever you need to to keep people spending, babe. I would too. Beyonce lets everyone know what’s up on her official site.
“I have recorded over 70 songs and have created a sound that reveals all of me. I am in a different place right now and I wanted people to see the many sides of me.”
Knowles will likely pare down her bounty of songs for the album, though she has not yet confirmed a title or track listing for the set. She did announce that the disc will be preceded by two singles, “If I Were a Boy” and “Single Ladies,” which be released on Oct. 7.
“I have worked on this album for close to one year. I have taken the time so I can create my sound. Something that says who I am at this stage in my life. I have poured my heart and soul into it. It is my baby. It is the most time I have spent on any project since my first records as a member of Destiny’s Child.
“The music is upbeat for the dance, fun side and it is reflective, passionate and serious for the personal side,” Knowles writes. “I have taken risks here. I am not afraid and my music will explain it all.”
Beyonce needs to STFU! Remember when she released some shitty song she recorded as a little girl, promising fans that they would get to know the ‘real’ her if they purchased that trash so they could hear her crap song?
“When I was 10, I recorded a song called ‘632-5792′ — a phone number. It’s a little embarrassing but it’s cute. There’s a recording of that song on the phone exclusively for my fans. I wanted to make sure people got a feel for who I really am. It’s only through this phone that you can get this close to my life.”
She thinks she farts cotton candy and shits roses. Haha. Not funny, but I’m keepin it.
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