The University of Michigan Has a Hands Off Policy
October 6th, 2008
… for the showers. 
I bet this sign has made people masturbate more. Second, I’ve never understood the whole masturbation in the shower fetish. I don’t need any water, tub or shower head to get off. Third, do semen related costs really cost the school thousands every year? How many of these incidents take place at frat houses? Sounds like they desperately need new pipes, because we all know masturbation in college won’t cum to an end any time soon.
If I were a dude I think I would enjoy jacking in my room, though, then aiming my juice at a dart board. Heh. If I had a penis I would be so wreckless.
