These are the bestest monkeys on the planet, ever! We have got to open some restaurants in the States so patrons can enjoy this kind of exceptional customer service. You don’t ever have to worry about snobby waiters. Monkeys don’t give a shit, they won’t stare at your tits, stutter, list the daily specials or beg you to buy dessert.
Who said “any woman who doesn’t have twelve eyes and pulsating boils all over her body is considered a sex symbol”? - CK
The Brits really hate Americans. Well, we are fucking up international economies, among other things - AB
Paris Hilton doesn’t know what she’s getting into - RR
Haha! MTV does all the work for Heidi Montag - IBBB
He’s hot, but he doesn’t deserve to be stalked. No one does. Duh. Anywho, psycho ass bitch story - BB
‘When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials.
‘She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment.’She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poop at home.’
With all the food Oprah can afford, best believe she is well fed. Lady O appeared at Tyler Perry’s TV and film studio opening in Atlanta on Saturday looking, uh, super sized. (more…)
“I don’t have a problem discussing the topic of somebody being gay, but I do have a problem discussing my personal life. You don’t get that part of me. Sorry.
“We’re not discussing it in our meetings, we’re not discussing it at Cover Girl…nobody gets that. I don’t feel like I need to share my personal life, and I don’t care if people think I’m gay or not. Assume whatever you want. You do it anyway.”
Is it just me, or does this sound like a coming out statement? She’s clearly doing the Clay Aiken, no confirmation, no denial = queer as folk. Be proud, Ms. Queen lady.
Looks like all those breakup rumors may have been factual. Holly and Hugh Hefner are officially over. She was a great trophy girlfriend, sticking around for years, but the relationship was going nowhere. It’s about time. Good for Holly.
Girls Next Door star Holly Madison has confirmed that she and Hugh Hefner are officially over.
When a TMZ cameraman recently asked her if she can get him into an upcoming Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion, she replied: “I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren’t together.”
Still, she said she, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt are “still filming stuff together. We’re having fun.”
Of their upcoming sixth season, she added, “It’s going to be even better. We love season five, but I think every season gets better.”
Madison’s new comments come days after Hef denied reports of a split.
Great news, Sarah may have been f-ing Matt Damon, but now she’s on again with Jimmy Kimmel!
Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together.
“They’re taking it slow,” says a source. “They’re on the road back to being together again.”
The comedians, who ended their five-year relationship in July, have recently been spotted on dates on both coasts.
On Sept. 28, Kimmel, 40, and Silverman, 37, enjoyed a laughter-filled dinner together at L.A.’s Pattaya Thai Restaurant, says a source, and left holding hands.
On Friday they reportedly attended Howard Stern’s wedding where Jimmy was spotted with his arms around Sarah’s waist and playfully grabbing her ass in front of the paps. Sounds like true love to me. They really do make a great couple!
The O.C. native turned 39 in style, spending most of the night on the dancefloor with her hubby Gavin Rossdale.
The bash hosted by husband Gavin Rossdale and attended by about 100 guests, including her No Doubt bandmates, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, newlyweds Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, Christina Aguilera, Duran Duran’s John Taylor and Stefani’s own Harajuku Girls.
Sounds like Gwen’s party was the place to be! What an eclectic mix: Ellen DeGeneres, Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Ashton Kutcher…
“The deejay played great music from the ’80s and all her favorites – reggae, songs by The Specials, Fishbone, The Police,” says a guest. “She danced all night and went from person to person just being the birthday girl.”
Stefani, who gave birth to son Zuma on Aug. 21 (his brother Kingston is 2), wore a black party dress with her blonde hair down and wavy. “You’d never guess she’d had baby 6 weeks ago,” says the guest. “She looks great.”
