Monkey Waiters Video and the Hot Links

Monkey business!

These are the bestest monkeys on the planet, ever! We have got to open some restaurants in the States so patrons can enjoy this kind of exceptional customer service. You don’t ever have to worry about snobby waiters. Monkeys don’t give a shit, they won’t stare at your tits, stutter, list the daily specials or beg you to buy dessert.

Who said “any woman who doesn’t have twelve eyes and pulsating boils all over her body is considered a sex symbol”? - CK

The Brits really hate Americans. Well, we are fucking up international economies, among other things - AB

Paris Hilton doesn’t know what she’s getting into - RR

Haha! MTV does all the work for Heidi Montag - IBBB

He’s hot, but he doesn’t deserve to be stalked. No one does. Duh. Anywho, psycho ass bitch story - BB

Anne Hathaway joins Johnny Depp - GB

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