You May Have Wondered Why I Didn't Address The LC Hooking Up With Justin Bobby Rumor...

Reading the scandalous headline alone about this rumor seriously exhausted me. Are we in 7th grade again? Did Lauren pass Justin Bobby a note in science class and tell him she wants alone time with him during recess?

On Monday of last week rumors surfaced that L.C. hooked up with Justin Bobby in Las Vegas. Justin Bobby allegedly told Audrina about it, prompting Audrina to remove L.C. from the top friend slot on her myspace, change her status to "shocked" and L.C. did the same - removed Audrina from the top slot on her myspace page.

You know I can't stand L.C. so I'm happy about this rumor. It gives me another reason to call her fake, boring ass a skank. I don't believe this rumor for a nano second, though.

L.C. is too prissy for Justin Bobby. She likes her men thick, easy on the eyes, with shit for brains. And Justin Bobby... well, he's missing the thick part, so I just couldn't see this hookup happening.

Plus L.C. cherishes her friendships so much, because you can tell she has all kinds of walls up and she allows no one in her circles, it's unlikely she would fuck JB. It also irritates me that she's tryna make it sound like her and Audrina have been tight like knots forever in her defense myspace blog (posted on Friday).

When the magazine I used to write for interviewed Audrina, she said producers approached her and asked her to be on "The Hills." She had never met Lauren before; their friendship is entirely scripted! They are not as close as MTV's trying to front and if Audrina really would turn her back on L.C. over something like this, that is tragic for Lauren. Everyone truly hates her.

Had the tables been turned, L.C. would forgive Audrina in a heartbeat because she's that desperate.

I honestly hope everything works out for L.C. I am so glad I'm not famous and don't have to deal with such annoying rumors.

Here's Lauren's Myspace blog:

Here we go again...

I woke up this morning in a unfortunately familiar situation. Once again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me. Hmmmmmm... I wonder who it could be? I'm baffled... What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart? I really wish I could figure out who would do this. Who is someone that I do not get along with, that possibly has too much time on his hands (between pathetically staged paparazzi shots), that has a relationship with Perez...? No one comes to mind. If anyone can figure it out can you please let me know because I am truly stumped.

The rumor I'm referring to is that I "hooked up" with Audrina's non- boyfriend Justin.(eww.) This accusation is insulting on so many levels. I'm being accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar all at once. It would actually be funny to me if people weren't taking it seriously. Do they think I was swept away by his wonderful manners and his commitment to my friend? I love it when guys burp in my face. So hot! Seriously?? I have never even been in the same place as Justin when Audrina wasn't around. I have been there for Audrina for years of ups and downs with this guy. Now she is accusing me of hooking up with him?? It's the most awkward position to put me in because I can't defend myself without putting both her and Justin down.

Bottom line, I did not and would never hook up with Justin.

The worse thing is knowing that a friend, that I've known for years and even shared a home with, thinks that I'm capable of that kind of betrayal. I would NEVER hurt a friend like that!

Audrina - We promised we wouldn't let people get into our ears and make us fight. You KNOW I didn't do this and I have never given you a reason not to trust me. What you are doing is hurtful and I don't want to fight with you. Whoever is telling you these things does not have your best interest at heart. I have always been there for you and now I'm being attacked for something I didn't do. We are supposed to be there for each other when other people do this to us and today you are the one doing it to me. Today you are the reason people are saying mean things about me. You asked me if I did this and I told you I didn't.