Kim Kardashian, being the airhead that she is, actually thought she may be asked back to make a bigger ass outta herself on Dancing With the Stars by re-joining the competition!

I listened to Kim on Ryan Seacrest's L.A. show, or is it nationally syndicated now, on Tuesday and at the end of the segment she begged Ryan to call someone from ABC and try to get her back on Dancing With the Stars. Beyond delusional! It's sad that Heather Mills has one leg and she did a much better job. Stick to doing porn and reality tv, Kimmy.

Kim said,

"I'm not going back. I would've been in rehearsals already.They never even called me."

"I would totally go back if they asked me," she said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday.

Kim's horse ass was eliminated Sept. 30 after scoring 17 points for her horrific rendition of the rumba.