Jordan Eisenberg recently launched PMSBuddy.com, which helps men track the menstrual cycles of anyone, really, whose body is capable of mass-producing that monthly, much-feared cocktail of terror and inconsolable tear-spewing.
Okay, the statement above is effing ridiculous! That is why I refuse to take those birth control pills that eliminate PMS symptoms or shorten menstrual cycles. With inaccurate, offensive statements made like that one, I don’t believe men deserve to get laid on a daily basis.
Some males have sexist, disrespectful opinions about the very natural, cyclical process that is PMS and menstruation. And since I don’t know who those “some” men are, I think women should cut all men off during their time of the month. Much to the dismay of sex ed and biology teachers, God also agrees with me; menstruation has shit to do with procreation. Trust.
Simply enter the date of your woman’s last cycle and PMSBuddy will send you an e-mail reminding you of your impending doom. You can receive as little or as much notice as you’d like — anything from one day (if you just want to stay a little late at the office) to five (if you need a little more time to fake your death).
The site also recommends steps you can take to mitigate the damage (and bolster its corporate partnerships) –- like buying flowers from 1-800-Flowers or chocolate from Godiva. Neither of which will do any good at all, by the way.
In case you were wondering, the creator, Jordan Eisenberg, is 27 years old and MARRIED. He says the idea sprung from a night out at the bar with some guy friends who were talkin’ PMS.
pmsbuddy.com, source
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“My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12, and I’ve already bought Maddox some.”
I love Angie so much! This is a bitch who plays by her own damn rules. She knows people are going to take that statement out of context and she couldn’t care less! 
Angelina Jolie’s entire W magazine interview
This picture gives me great delight. I couldn’t even give a dayum why it was taken to begin with. Marc is gangsta, J. Lo looks stoned,… maybe that’s why they decided to renew their vows the next day? Nice shot.
Friday night, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony mugged with Criss Angel following his show in Vegas. The following day, the twosome worked their own magic.
The superstar couple completed Marc’s 40th birthday celebrations by renewing their wedding vows at approximately 3:15 a.m. Sunday in the Forum Tower Penthouse at Caesars, sources tell E! News.
Lopez, 39, and Anthony got hitched in her L.A. backyard on June 5, 2004, just five days after Anthony’s divorce was complete.
Ashton Kutcher leaps into a new role on Friday – as the very enthusiastic assistant football coach of the Harvard-Westlake Wolverines in Los Angeles.
Levi Johnston, the “fucking redneck” who will “kick your ass” if you mess with him and doesn’t want any kids, is speaking out, claiming he’s really excited about his baby with Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old daughter, Bristol. I honestly do believe he’s excited and that he’ll make a wonderful redneck papa. Levi has also already dropped out of high school. Things are off to a great start.
“We both love each other. We both want to marry each other. And that’s what we are going to do.
“We were planning on getting married
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Reese and Jake are just so cute together.
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“I’m creating a baby,” the singer, 31, told Pitchfork Media. The news came on top of the success of her single “Paper Planes.”
“When I found out I was pregnant and ‘Paper Planes’ was in the iTunes top 10, it seemed like the whole world was reshuffled in one week, and all my plans went out the window,” the artist said. “I’ve got two kids, that’s what it feels like. And that’s the lesson – you can’t make plans.”
She and fiancé Ben Brewer, lead singer and guitarist of The Exit, did not reveal when the baby is due or the gender, but they made sure their fans knew they are serious about having a child.
“I got engaged first, then I got pregnant, kids,” M.I.A. said.
I LOVE M.I.A. so much. I’ve been listening to her ever since she came out on the scene, years before “Paper Planes” became a hit. She’s so talented. I’m so happy for her. Congrats!!
Paris Hilton at the Diesel xXx Creative Experiment Party in London.
In her defense, not many women can pull off a Betty Boop red lipstick and, like many others, Paris went where no woman should go and gave it a try. The result is fugness from weave to stiletto. And some fierce wonk eye.
