Sexist and Disgusting, But Really Smart?

October 13th, 2008

Jordan Eisenberg recently launched PMSBuddy.com, which helps men track the menstrual cycles of anyone, really, whose body is capable of mass-producing that monthly, much-feared cocktail of terror and inconsolable tear-spewing.

Okay, the statement above is effing ridiculous! That is why I refuse to take those birth control pills that eliminate PMS symptoms or shorten menstrual cycles. With inaccurate, offensive statements made like that one, I don’t believe men deserve to get laid on a daily basis.

Some males have sexist, disrespectful opinions about the very natural, cyclical process that is PMS and menstruation. And since I don’t know who those “some” men are, I think women should cut all men off during their time of the month. Much to the dismay of sex ed and biology teachers, God also agrees with me; menstruation has shit to do with procreation. Trust.

Simply enter the date of your woman’s last cycle and PMSBuddy will send you an e-mail reminding you of your impending doom. You can receive as little or as much notice as you’d like — anything from one day (if you just want to stay a little late at the office) to five (if you need a little more time to fake your death).

The site also recommends steps you can take to mitigate the damage (and bolster its corporate partnerships) –- like buying flowers from 1-800-Flowers or chocolate from Godiva. Neither of which will do any good at all, by the way.

In case you were wondering, the creator, Jordan Eisenberg, is 27 years old and MARRIED. He says the idea sprung from a night out at the bar with some guy friends who were talkin’ PMS.

pmsbuddy.com, source