When Clothes That Should Be Burned Happen to Good People

Scary Spice looked like an eskimo hooker with a curled beehive last night at the MOBO Awards in London. I actually think I may have been able to overlook the massive amounts of fug that is her hideous pocket zip down dress, but that curled mass of hairsprayed yarn above her forehead makes me want to get violent. I want a catfight with her just so I can rip it out and run before MOBO's security guards choke me and knock me out cold. It would be so worth it.