New York Talks to Pop on the Pop, Explains Why She Gained So Much Weight!

I was workin’ the red carpet last Friday night at Kress nightclub on Hollywood Blvd. for L.A. Direct Magazine and Planet Funk’s L.A. Fashion week kick off bash.

I didn’t expect to see New York there, and I have to admit I kind of morphed into a groupie. Upon spotting her across from the red carpet, I also thought, oh geezus, I have to meet this diva bitch? WTF? Initially I liked New York and thought of her as a great entertainer, but with every Vh1 reality tv season her attitude seemed to inflate 10x more than it was the previous season. Whatever. I decided to find out whether or not she was a bitch.Flattery ensued, ‘New York, you look good, girl!’ I said. She said, “oh thank you” while someone was shining a light in her face from a video camera, capturing footage. She later said, “everyone keeps telling me I look good tonight.”

She then said that she’s “fabulously single.” Uh, does that mean a I Love New York 3 is in the works?

New York then made her way to the red carpet, posing for pictures. When she finished posing, a pair of reporters on my left wanted to begin interviewing her but she said, “No, I want to talk to her” looking at me then walking over to me. See the, ‘You look good, girl!’ compliment works. Even on men. Try it.She also told me, “you’re so cute!” I guess I was just excited to be in the presence of reality TV royalty, LMAO, which she may have found cute. Then I told New York, ‘It’s okay. I can just talk to you when they’re done.’ and she said, “Oh, you’re so professional!”

New York then asked if her hair looked okay, then she launched into some Q&A. She explained the reason why she looks so thick on New York Goes to Hollywood.

“I just want to clear up the rumors! The reason why I look so big on New York Goes to Hollywood… I had my celebrity friends, they were just texting me, ‘are you okay, girl?’ and the reason why I look so big is because I quit smoking and I gained 40 pounds!”

Then I asked her when she quit and she said, “November 11th, it’s almost a year now!” She’s SO excited about quitting smoking, claiming her skin looks better, she can workout for longer periods of time and “everything is just better!”

Although she was rockin’ heels, New York looks like she may be around 5′8. She was pretty tall and much more slender than she looks on TV. I think she lost most, if not all, of her 40 pound weight gain.
Before meeting New York, I also thought reality shows finished filming and editing entire seasons before airing the first episode of the same season. Maybe Vh1 does it differently? New York said,

New York Goes to Hollywood just wrapped last week. It was a great show about me moving out here and just checking out L.A. L.A.’s been treating me really good. I love California. Anyway, being out here is just a beautiful thing. God is really just blessing me right now and the sky’s the limit, so I’m pursuing my acting career.

After multiple televised break-ups, New York’s not really feeling men right now.

You know what, fuck love! I don’t need a man right now. Right now it’s all about me getting out here. On a serious note you guys, it’s not really about me finding a love mate right now, it’s about me focusing on what I want. This is what Tiffany wants. Right now I just wanna pursue acting.

Also, I just want to note that all the reporters on the red carpet said that New York was “so cool” and “really nice.” We were all so impressed with her. She is nothing like the character we see on her shows. She is still hilarious in person, you know how she does. But she’s shockingly sweet and kind.

I felt fooled once again, like a celebrity I thought was one way is completly different. That’s typical for performers, not so typical for reality stars. She was really nice, so yeah, there ya go. Quitting smoking makes you fat and New York is really sweet!

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WTF Pic of the Day: Speidi at a Pumpkin Patch

Comfortable, romantical, artistic even, and in no way at all was this photo staged. It couldn’t be. So, is Speidi the Romeo and Juliet of our time?

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Jenna Jameson’s Baby Bump

The former porn star says she’s 12 weeks along, pregnant with twins. No comment.

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Prince William Chats Up Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton at London’s Whisky Mint Club

I wanna know what they’re talkin’ bout!!!Went down like this:

Prince William spotted Xtina, walked over to her and sat his royal arse down. The two were sitting closely, “flirting” like crazy and they exchanged digits.

Then the infested heiress came up, sitting down unannounced. At that point Prince Harry left the table. He wants to have kids someday, doesn’t wanna go sterile. Paris sitting her skank ass down apparently upset Xtina but she didn’t wanna go ghetto in front of rotalty. Paris and William also exchanged numbers and were friendly.

Think about it, who did Prince William approach first? The one without the diseases. Paris’ wonk also influenced the prince’s preference.

The wonk is scary business. You dunno whether you should look directly at it, take a quick glimpse then focus on sumthin else, twitch, tell her to fix it, or try to see if its eyelid moves at the same pace of her normal eye. It’s work figuring out what to do when you’re talking to someone with a fugged up eye. There’s a lot that must be figured out first before any attempts should be made, proceeding only if you’re exercising proper precautionary steps and have quick reflex reactions.

Christina’s bat boy was also in the club. Poor thing is just like a backdrop, effing scenery when Christina wants to talk to other, more attractive people within the same venues.

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Katy Perry Jumped Into a Cake and She Doesn’t Like It

Here’s Katy Perry falling on her ass like six times after jumping into a cake while on the MTV Latin Awards and being too slippery to stand up. It’s pretty funny. I thought she’d fall once and that’s it. The crowd is loving it.
I’ve always wondered what’s so inherently funny about someone tripping and falling? It’s like some kind of uncontrollable reaction. Strangeness.

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There’s Nothing Stepford Wife About This Look

Katie Holmes accomplishes quite a breathtaking feat - making herself look as fugly as possible on the opening night of her Broadway show All My Sons.Reviews of Katie’s performance are mixed:

–Newsday: “She’s is earnest and pretty, like a talented girl in a school play.”

–Chicago Tribune : “You can’t take your eyes off her.”

–The New York Times: “Ms. Holmes delivers most of her lines with meaningful asperity, italicizing every word.”

–Entertainment Weekly: “After a painfully awkward first scene, she relaxes a bit…”

–Daily News: “Holmes, a TV and film vet, makes a fine Broadway debut. Her rather grand speech pattern takes getting used to, but she seems comfortable and adds a fitting glint of glamour.”

–Variety: “She handles her role … with neither distinction nor embarrassment.”

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Major B*tch Slap In The Face of Parents With Autistic Children?

Despite criticism from the American Academy of Pediatrics, Jenny McCarthy says she helped her son, Evan, recover from autism.

The actress - who believes the MMR vaccine was to blame for her son’s diagnosis - says a strict no wheat-and-dairy-free diet has changed her son from a quiet little boy who used to flail his arms around to a loving six-year-old.

“Before the vaccination, he was huggy, lovey, snuggly,” she says in the newest issue of Us Weekly. “Then it was like someone came down and stole him.”

McCarthy, 36, remembers when Evan began to come out of his shell while watching a SpongeBob episode. “I heard Evan laugh…I jumped on the bed and started screaming.”

She adds, “When he finally hugged me, I prayed, ‘Please God don’t let this be the only time.’”

“McCain had come out and said he thinks there’s enough evidence between vaccines and autism, so I got on a helicopter [to meet him for] an on-camera interview. By the time I got there, the campaign manager said, ‘He’s ahead in the polls, and this is too controversial, and he doesn’t want to go one way or the next.’”

If Jenny knows things we don’t know about autism and how effective a wheat-and-dairy-free diet can actually be, more power to her!! I hope many other parents will have the same dramatic results that she has.

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Who’s Stalking Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer?

It’s kind of freaky that I’m able to report that Jenny Maniston went to John Player’s house around 9:30 p.m. last night for a late night bang and sleepover.

Jennifer was reportedly dressed “casually” in jeans with her hair down as she rode in the back of her security detail’s car, arriving to John’s crib. She was rocking a big overnight bag. This “small gesture” is reportedly a big step in their relationship.

When they dated the first time around John would always go to Jen’s house because John has a typical bachelor bad; it needs new paint, it’s beat down with overgrown trees and he doesn’t have items in the fridge other than “a six-pack of beer.”

But none of that matters to Maniston. She will do whatever it takes to hold John’s attention. Who knew she never spent the night before? It should be mandatory that both people in a relationship spend time at each other’s house, at least to snoop around for nude pics of the skank you’re being cheated on with and review issue dates of the STD prescriptions buried underneath clothes in the top dresser drawer’s back left corner.

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