Bitch isn’t even hot and probably doesn’t have a good body!
Taking stage mom to a whole other level, Wendy Brown has been accused of stealing her daughter’s identity to enroll at Ashwaubenon High School and join the cheerleading squad.
Wendy is pictured above leaving court after her initial appearance before Brown County Court Commissioner Lawrence Gazeley, Friday, Oct. 17, 2008 in Green Bay, Wis.
Wendy is 33 years old and has plead not guilty by reason of insanity.
Well, at least I agree with her plea. Lots of screws are loose upstairs and the dumbass needs to get checked out. This is one of the strangest stories. How could she steal the identity of her daughter who attends the same school? Does her daughter attend the same school or was she trying to cheerlead at a separate high school?
Wendy obviously wasn’t a sorority sister or maybe even a Girl Scout for her to be this desparate to bond with other females or gain the attention of members of the opposite sex. But she’s nearly 20 years too late to think she could shake it like the hot bitches in high school, but I’d love to see her try.
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And it’s experimental for me to share my pics and thoughts on some of the things that I do outside of POTP, but for the moment I’m giving it a try. No word on which days pics, quotes and such will be posted, though. Stay tuned my sexy phantom readers.
On Sarah Palin’s SNL appearance.
“The management behind McCain’s campaign has been dumb. This has only helped accentuate the problem of his judgment in choosing, in such a cynical way, a candidate like Sarah Palin for vice president. I think the last thing that they would want right about now is to have the rest of America knowing all that… to have her be seen on ‘SNL,’ certainly never there. If anything, you just want her to be seen just from a distance.
“I’m sure she’s very bright,” he added. “But so is the Butterworth woman.”
I wonder if Sarah even cares whether or not the joke’s on her. I think she’s literally blinded by all the spotlights and caught up with being mavericky all the time that she doesn’t come close to grasping what a tool and laughingstock she is.
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The pair made their first outings as a reunited couple last week, enjoying a romantic weekend in New York and a concert in Boston. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen take the playboy musician back, the smile the actress has been wearing says it all — she’s pregnant and loving it!
I wouldn’t put it past me that Jen’s desperate enough to get knocked up on purpose. I hope this is true because it’s so ridiculous. This means their breakup is imminent and John won’t even tell Jen about it. He’ll just wait until the baby gets old enough and tell it to tell mommy it’s over. Hey, that’s not such a crazy idea. I’m sure it happens every day.
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Lauren Conrad has repeatedly lied about dating Kyle Howard, even though they’ve been seen making out on numerous occasions and have been getting freaky for months. I ain’t mad at that. It’s her man, it’s her relationship, she can do whatever she wants. And after all of her relationships implode on the small screen, it makes a lot of sense that she wants to keep quiet about this one. Everyone deserves to be happy in love, even talentless, boring snobs like Lauren Conrad.
Once again, Audrina is really effing stupid to believe LC hooked up with Justin Bobby (whom she hates) while she’s been dating Kyle. I would never speak to Audrina again either. I never thought I’d type this, but, uh, Team Lauren!!!
Actions do speak louder than words! Though still mum on their relationship, Hills star Lauren Conrad spends a cozy afternoon with actor Kyle Howard at the Malibu shore Thursday.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were taking a train to Washington on Thursday when things got stickier than Sam’s fingers when she’s pleasuring Linds during her time of the month.
Lindsay was complaining about her staff and her girlfriend. Linds told Samantha,
“I do what’s good for you, not what’s best for both of us.”
Then Linds kept bitching.
Lohan was “whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samantha would sigh and put her sweatshirt hood back up.” At one point, it escalated to Lohan telling Ronson, “Don’t (bleeping) lie to me!”
I expected lezzies to have better lines than ‘don’t effing lie to me.’ So disappointed.
Lindsay has been showing up at event after event with her crutch Samantha. Rumors have been swirling that the new Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche are on the rocks. Sounds like that train wasn’t headed to Washington, but to Splitsville instead. Hahahahaha!
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Just take a look at those ginormous, enormous, colossal, oversized things at the bottom of her ankles that we call feet. (more…)
