Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were taking a train to Washington on Thursday when things got stickier than Sam's fingers when she's pleasuring Linds during her time of the month.

Lindsay was complaining about her staff and her girlfriend. Linds told Samantha,

"I do what's good for you, not what's best for both of us."

Then Linds kept bitching.

Lohan was "whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samantha would sigh and put her sweatshirt hood back up." At one point, it escalated to Lohan telling Ronson, "Don't (bleeping) lie to me!"

I expected lezzies to have better lines than 'don't effing lie to me.' So disappointed.

Lindsay has been showing up at event after event with her crutch Samantha. Rumors have been swirling that the new Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche are on the rocks. Sounds like that train wasn't headed to Washington, but to Splitsville instead. Hahahahaha!

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