Archive for October 21st, 2008
Police say a Detroit-area man was arrested after driving erratically and nearly hitting a police car, saying Beyonce was waiting to meet him. Officers say a 33-year-old Michigan man was taken to a local hospital for evaluation.
Police said he nearly hit a police car early Sunday, asked the officer for directions to Detroit, then drove over a sidewalk and grassy area.
A police spokesman said the man — who had flowers and teddy bear in the car — also asked if the officers were escorting him to New York City, saying the singer agreed to meet him at the George Washington Bridge.
The man was charged with reckless driving, speeding and other traffic offenses.
He is scheduled to appear Nov. 4 in Milford Superior Court.
AP
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Madonna doesn’t have to dress up, bitch is naturally a witch - CS
Mary Kate’s bust up, site nsfw - DSF
Beauty queen stoner gets arrested, thinks she’s in a pageant when posing for her mug shot - CK
Ya gotta watch this - RR
It’s time for another Hills recap - IBBB
Desperation Tom Cruise style - AB
Mischa Bar-stoned - ND
Katie Holmes is a man. Tom Cruise is gay. - WIMB
Justin Timberlake is no longer performing Sexy Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - GB
Madonna’s sperm hunt - CW
What ethnicity is Kevin Jonas’ girlfriend and I hope she’s into giving lots of head - BB
Shannen Doherty’s bathroom rules - CNW
Raven Simone posted a MySpace blog where she TYPES about her eyebrows, being thick, and being cheated on by her ex-boyfriend. And I posted a fug pic taken over the weekend where her lips are widely spread out to distract you from her upper body. You’re welcome.
I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES.
IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP).
MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!
NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS…
I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY!
ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK.
I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME.
I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT.
Should I dissect this a lil bit? The voice in my head screamed, ‘YES, BITCH!’ So I will oblige.
1) Typing in all caps makes you sound angry and I’m not so sure anger is the feeling you want readers to walk away with as you try to explain your side of the story.
2) I can give a shit about your eyebrows.
3) I don’t remember you “always” being “thick” when you were on The Cosby Show.
4) NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… - Are all of the women in your family under a lot of stress?
5) I support you announcing that your ex cheated on you. I think cheaters should be put on blast. Permanently. However, this should only be done after you’ve found new dick, not while you’re currently searching.
6) I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. - Who said shit about running? Are you being chased by chainsaw murderers, plan on doing any marathons in the near future? Who cares. And you try your best to “eat right all the time” except when you’re stressed. Me thinks you should start seeing a therapist.
On his weight loss and personal trainer.
“I’m sellin’ out, guys. It’s for The Green Hornet. The only reason. There’s no other reason. I think it serves the movie.”
“It’s the lamest answer ever. I eat well and I exercise. He [Seth's trainer] tells me what to do, and I go home and go to sleep, and it’s like it never even happened.”
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After three days of deliberations, a mistrial has been declared in Brit Brit’s misdemeanor driving with no license case. Tax dollars at work, y’all!
Britney was driving without her license. It was a fact, yet an entire trial needed to commence in order to determine that bitch was driving without a license.
The eight female, four male jury was unable to break their deadlock. How complicated was this case?!!!
“This does feel like a victory,” Spears’ attorney Michael Flanagan told E! News.
Van Nuys Superior Court Judge James A. Steele dismissed the jury just moments after the prosecution and defense were allowed to deliver additional closing statements to the jurors.
After five votes, the jury foreman confirmed they were deadlocked 10-2 in favor of acquitting the pop star. All told, the jurors deliberated slightly more than eight hours over a verdict—more time, incidentally, than the lawyers took to try the case.
Good lord, sweet Jesus, mother of Mary, Moses and Ryan Seacrest! Madonna cut off her hubby Guy Ritchie from sex for 18 months.
The singer insisted on sticking to her strict four-hour daily exercise regime despite Guy’s pleas they should spend more time together.
It meant the film director went 18 months without having sex with his wife. And on the rare occasions when they did make love, he has told pals it was like “cuddling up to a piece of gristle”.
A close friend of the couple told us: “He got more and more frustrated as she spent nearly half the day working out. Afterwards she’d be too tired to make love. And towards the end Guy wouldn’t be there. He’d get fed up waiting for her and go down the pub with his mates.”
Isn’t an incentive for working out the stamina that you’ll be able to utilize in the bedroom? Madge is the girlfriend and wife from hell. Who would even wanna go down on her? If she jerks with pleasure too quickly she’ll bump you in the temples with her iron thighs and knock ya out cold for the night.
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The lovable and friggin’ brilliant Anne Hathaway is lying about having a crush on some phantom guy so people will stfu and stop asking her about her jailed ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri.
Knowing the absolute best way to get the word out, while at the London premiere of Rachel Getting Married, Ms. Hathaway talked some shiz about some unnamed non-existent dude.
“This guy I know in L.A. is kind of doing it for me right now. When I think of sexy, I think of him.”
Who the WTF talks like this?!!! “This guy” who happens to be “in L.A.,” a highly populated city where she could be talking about one of millions, is someone who makes her think of what sexy is?! I love you, Anne! 
“You know when sometimes you don’t know someone very well – you’ll probably never see them again – but you just meet them and you’re like ‘WOW, you really have it going on’?”
Hahahahahahaha!!!! She is trying to convince us, isn’t she?
Anne also added, “I happened to meet a sexy guy the other day.”
Instead of all this lying, Anne should just pay one of her non-famous friends to pretend he’s her man for a few months. She can even train him and give him better lines to work with than the bogus ones posted above.
Cast alongside Cedric the Entertainer, Gabrielle Union and her ex Mos Def in the new movie Cadillac Records, Beyonce will play the legendary Etta James. She looks it, too!
Beyonce says,
“I gained almost 15 pounds to play the role. It was way easier – and tastier – than having to lose so much weight for Dreamgirls.”
Her quotes are so safe and boring. Tell us about what you ate, B! And if you had sex with Jay while you felt bloated.
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