The lovable and friggin' brilliant Anne Hathaway is lying about having a crush on some phantom guy so people will stfu and stop asking her about her jailed ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri.

Knowing the absolute best way to get the word out, while at the London premiere of Rachel Getting Married, Ms. Hathaway talked some shiz about some unnamed non-existent dude.

"This guy I know in L.A. is kind of doing it for me right now. When I think of sexy, I think of him."

Who the WTF talks like this?!!! "This guy" who happens to be "in L.A.," a highly populated city where she could be talking about one of millions, is someone who makes her think of what sexy is?! I love you, Anne! :)

"You know when sometimes you don't know someone very well â€" you'll probably never see them again â€" but you just meet them and you're like 'WOW, you really have it going on'?"

Hahahahahahaha!!!! She is trying to convince us, isn't she?

Anne also added, "I happened to meet a sexy guy the other day."

Instead of all this lying, Anne should just pay one of her non-famous friends to pretend he's her man for a few months. She can even train him and give him better lines to work with than the bogus ones posted above.