That Really Dumb Britney Spears Trial Is Over
After three days of deliberations, a mistrial has been declared in Brit Brit’s misdemeanor driving with no license case. Tax dollars at work, y’all!
Britney was driving without her license. It was a fact, yet an entire trial needed to commence in order to determine that bitch was driving without a license.
The eight female, four male jury was unable to break their deadlock. How complicated was this case?!!!
“This does feel like a victory,” Spears’ attorney Michael Flanagan told E! News.
Van Nuys Superior Court Judge James A. Steele dismissed the jury just moments after the prosecution and defense were allowed to deliver additional closing statements to the jurors.
After five votes, the jury foreman confirmed they were deadlocked 10-2 in favor of acquitting the pop star. All told, the jurors deliberated slightly more than eight hours over a verdict—more time, incidentally, than the lawyers took to try the case.




