I was lucky enough to find this wonderful picture in my inbox. The Photoshop is perfection. Both Barack Obama and Sarah Palin’s body doubles have the same shade complexions, and Sarah’s hair looks good. Great job!! Haha.
Thanks Kim!
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Anne Hathaway’s ex Raffaello Folleri has been sentenced to 4 and 1/2 years in prison - People
As a big fan of The L Word, I am insulted by the lesbian couple on Grey’s Anatomy. The relationship between Callie and Dr. Hahn is like waking up to the doorbell and stumbling to the peep hole only to be greeted by Jehovah Witnesses while you have a raging hangover. In other words, it’s annoying!
With the exception of their lip lock that took place during the previous season’s finale, Callie and the buxom Hahn have only been having sex via conversations. An entire month’s worth of episodes later and still NO action!
My other issue with the lesbians on Grey’s Anatomy is that Hahn’s character is underdeveloped. We know nothing about her past or why she wants to order Callie’s fish taco instead of sausage. In fact, she comes across as a cold bitch, incapable of even becoming moistened to begin with. All we know about her is that she hates Yang and needs to get over it.
So I’ve found my own solution. Here are a few Callie and Hahn scene suggestions since Grey’s writers have yet to remedy this tragic girl on girl absentee situation:
1) Callie gets her uniform shirt tailored a few inches shorter, walks in front of Hahn, bends over, revealing a snug fitting, red lace thong. They screw in the stock room.
2) Hahn flat irons her hair and asks Callie if she likes it. Callie says, “I don’t know. I have to see your bush before I can comment on the hair on top of your head.” They hurry to the bathroom where they give each other nude lap dances.
3) Callie walks into the same elevator Hahn is riding in. They finger each other under the table in the cafeteria.
4) Hahn insults Callie in front of her colleagues in an attempt to disguise their luvin. That same night Callie makes Hahn her sex slave. Ironically, both chicks are dressed up as dominatrix bitches just because.
Better yet, Callie and Hahn have all four scenes described above featured in one episode, gaining the ABC hit show lots of new lesbian fans. Ratings spike. Everyone’s happy.
Call me, Shonda Rhimes!!!! I’ll work for 1/2 of what you pay Grey’s writers or I’ll slap Katherine Heigl for you as compensation.
Anne Hathaway sings Stephen Sondheim’s What More Do I Need? (from Saturday Night) followed by a performance of the Opening Doors sequence from Merrily We Roll Along where Hathaway is joined by Eric McCormack (of Will & Grace fame), Alexander Gemignani (Sweeney Todd revival, Les Miserable revival), and Stephanie D’Abruzzo (of Avenue Q). Featuring original Broadway cast member Jason Alexander special appearance by Bernadette Peters.
Performed in honor of Stephen Sondheim’s 75th Birthday on July 8, 2005 at the Hollywood Bowl, Los Angeles. A benefit concert for Children Will Listen, a program of the ASCAP Foundation.
Usher and his stylist-turned-tranny wife, Tameka Foster, have been living separately.
Tameka is pregnant with Usher’s second child, she already has three kids from previous relationships. According to journalist Jawn Murray, Usher doesn’t want to dump his husband until the baby gets here because he doesn’t wanna look like a jerk.
Rumors are spinning that Usher is cheating with another pop singer but Murray suspects that Tameka is behind the stories and isn’t convinced they are true. Time will tell.
This rumor certainly is juicy! I guess we’ll know the truth after Tameka pops. Good look, tranny bitch.
My favorite personal trainer, The Biggest Loser’s Jillian Michaels said,
“Why should we apologize for the practices that help us manage the symptoms while we deal with the real reasons we eat? I pour candle wax on my food at restaurants. Not wanting to ‘waste food’ is a poor excuse for ending up far worse off later on, dealing with all the health problems that come with obesity.
“Losing weight is not about willpower–it’s about moments of bravado, like the moment when you ask your waiter to take the bread away from the table right away.”
I’ve poured dish washing soap on my food sometimes. Suddenly I’m no longer embarrassed ’bout it. Thanks, Jillian! But I definitely don’t ask any waiter to take bread away; I ask for more and more! I also order from the kids’ menu when I go out a lot - there’s a weight loss tip provided by my fat ass. I hold a Ph.D in Bullshitology. Respect.
Seriously though, I do often order from the child’s menu, much to the dismay of servers. You’re not gonna overeat for sure when you do, and, as Jillian says, whatever works.
I’d love to hear Jillian’s answer on what alcohol one should order while at the bar? I can hear her now, ‘Just order water on the rocks with a lime slice on the rim so you can feel like you’re sipping on an alcoholic beverage!’
After dating for only two months in 2007, Mandy Moore and Adam “DJ A.M.” Goldstein are giving it another try.
“It’s back on. Since the accident, it’s blossomed into something again. Mandy said, ‘I like this guy a lot and I want to see where it can go again. Life is too short to not be with someone you really care about.’”
The pair haven’t been shy about PDA, either.
A witness who saw the two at the October 18 Friendly House event in Beverly Hills says, “He was holding her hand, and they were rubbing each other’s backs.”
It’s great when couples break up, reflect on what went wrong, and make it work the second time around. Hopefully these two will make it until Valentine’s Day. The holidays and Valentine’s are the only times anyone should have a significant other. You can really cash in on some great gifts and extra romantic poking sessions.
I guess we’ll know the truth after Tameka pops. Good look, tranny bitch.
