Cody H. is a big part of the reason why I blog, other than making money to keep my tranny hooker escort service on autopay.

In addition to being one sexy piece of hawtness, Cody is unbelievably funny and I love him to itty bitty mini-me versions of Reese's Pieces. His emails brighten my day so much. I tell him some of my personal bidness and we always have fun with it. And if I'm down, he makes me feel better instantaneously.

Thank you Cody for everything that you do. And iiiiieeeiiieeii will always LUV you! Ha.

* HAPPY Bday to The Incomparable Cody!!! *

HOT LINKS

You can get an STD too. Join the competition! - CS

Angelina Jolie's kids are confused - CNW

I am SO skurred!!! - CK

Kathy Hilton's lesbian crush - CW

Paris Hilton's hourly rates get cheap - AB

Kat Von D tattoos her boyfriend's leg. Perfect way to leave a lasting impression after he dumps yo ass - RR

Bright lights are not for Heidi Klum - IBBB

Old white men can jump - BB

Madonna's in anger management counseling - GB

Suri Cruise looking miserable in her new haircut - WIMB

#1 and 2 worldwide skankiest - ND

I know I said I'd do red carpet posts this week but I'm tired. Boo. I may do some next week. TGIF and a big THANK YOU to my loyal readers and all the lovely, new ones with exceptional taste. See ya Monday. :)