I can not believe the 2008 Presidential election is less than one week away!!!! It feels surreal. There has been so much hype and for so long. We’re gonna make history, all. We’ve got a record number of first time voters, an African American Presidential nominee, a VP nominee whose pregnant daughter is named Bristol … Some parts of the election read like a bad Lifetime movie; but the Tina Fey spoofs and comedic videos have made all the non-stop, repetitive coverage worth it. Or at least somewhat bearable. Enjoy.
On the delivery of his son, Dwayne Michael Carter lll, on Oct. 22.
“I delivered him. I held the left leg the whole time. It was nasty, very nasty, but it was wonderful. He’s the best thing to ever happen to me, next to my daughter.”
If you feel like your life sucks right now, just be thankful you’re not Jennifer Hudson.
Actress/singer Jennifer Hudson may be worried about her own safety. “Extra” received chilling new details on how Hudson in hiding and surrounding herself with security guards.
“I can’t disclose where Jennifer is staying — I can just tell you it’s a hotel. She has bodyguards… and the hotel she’s staying at has a great security team.”
According to recent reports, it’s believed that William had an accomplice at least drive him to his girlfriend’s house after the murders. Jennifer is probably fearful of not just William’s alleged accomplice, but anyone connected to that a-hole. I want the police to find the killers and get this whole mess wrapped up immediately. It’s pissing me off. I blame Jennifer’s sister Julia. There, I said it. That bitch is an irresponsible sister from hell!
I’m so glad Victoria Beckham has gained weight. This could have been very scary news; Posh also looks gorgeous with her new haircut.
Victoria Beckham has signed on to launch Giorgio Armani’s new global Emporio Armani underwear collection, out next spring.
“Who better than Victoria Beckham to launch our new global Emporio Armani underwear campaign?” Armani said in a press release. “Victoria is a style icon, a dynamic lady whose influence and recognition will add great excitement to the continued international growth of our Emporio Armani women’s underwear business.”
Her husband David recently got nearly naked in new ads for Emporio Armani’s autumn/winter 2009 collection.
Here’s a goodie from the Nov. 10 issue of Star magazine.
“Ashley is considering getting her boobs done because she wants to look more voluptuous. And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn’t be glaringly obvious that Ashley had work done. That way, they could say that they had just both matured and were filling out naturally.”
Mary-Kate was reportedly “horrified” by Ashley’s request. MK hates being told what to do and how to look by her sister and says she’s into her bee sting tits because clothes look better with less cleavage and she’d rather be “smaller and more stylish.”
Ashley and MK are both too shy to do anything that dramatic, but I would support any attempts to draw some attention off their freakishly large eyes and intense fug. To date, the only effective method was MK’s frail body when she had an eating disorder. I’d like to think a healthier option would be just as efficient. Like wearing horribly ugly clothes with big jewelry and overly dramatic shoes … Done and done. Okay, maybe it’s time for the Olsens to get their titties did.
Dunno why Nancy Grace didn’t unleash more crazy on Michelle Davis? I hate it when people “argue” via asking a bunch of “if that happened then why didn’t this happen?” questions. Such a weak attempt at proving anythang.
This happens about twice a year. Xtina’s husband does not look like a bat boy here. Also, can you believe that this is the best Jordan looks with a beard? I can’t even fathom the raw fug that would be unleashed if this man were hairless.
Christina Aguilera – who recently debuted the video for her single “Keeps Gettin’ Better” – stays warm with a hot beverage and keeps on moving with husband Jordan Bratman during a dreary Tuesday in New York City.
I hate it when people “argue” via asking a bunch of “if that happened then why didn’t this happen?” questions. Such a weak attempt at proving anythang. 
