Identical Boob Jobs

Here's a goodie from the Nov. 10 issue of Star magazine.

"Ashley is considering getting her boobs done because she wants to look more voluptuous. And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn't be glaringly obvious that Ashley had work done. That way, they could say that they had just both matured and were filling out naturally."

Mary-Kate was reportedly "horrified" by Ashley's request. MK hates being told what to do and how to look by her sister and says she's into her bee sting tits because clothes look better with less cleavage and she'd rather be "smaller and more stylish."

Ashley and MK are both too shy to do anything that dramatic, but I would support any attempts to draw some attention off their freakishly large eyes and intense fug. To date, the only effective method was MK's frail body when she had an eating disorder. I'd like to think a healthier option would be just as efficient. Like wearing horribly ugly clothes with big jewelry and overly dramatic shoes ... Done and done. Okay, maybe it's time for the Olsens to get their titties did.