Britney Spears Is a Born Again Virgin

Britney Spears is reportedly celebrating her much hyped comeback with a vow of celibacy. The princess of pop is said to be so fed up with dating that she is pledging purity.

"Britney has always found it difficult not to have a man in her life but right now boyfriends are out of the question. She's concentrating on her career and getting back to where she once was. She's aware that it's the kind of blow that comes with being let down by a partner that has seen her lose it in the past. "

This has got to be true because Brit Brit's a Spears and dem women is fertile! You know once Britney fucks, she'll get knocked up. She probably doesn't even swallow cause she doesn't know if she can get sperminated that way. I remember when I heard some chick call into Love Line and ask if she could get knocked up by drinking the jizz. I was secretly glad one of my most important questions had finally been answered. Just kidding. It wasn't one of my most important questions, but it did cum close.

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