October 2008 News Archive (Page 11)

After saying she wants a long engagement before she gets hitched, Scarlett stunned everyone by having herself a good ol' shotgun wedding with Ryan Reynolds in haste, raising speculation that she's sperminated.

Since her nuptials, a single picture of Scarlett Johansson has not surfaced. Now it sounds like we may finally get our answer. Scar Jo is co-hosting the 15th annual Nobel Peace Prize Concerts on December 11th!

Do we have to wait that long? If she is pregnant, I hope to see some baby bump pics and her amazing watermelon pregnant boobs much, much sooner.

The 15th annual Nobel Peace Prize Concert in Oslo Dec. 11, held as always the day after the Nobel Prize is handed out in Norway.

"We're extremely pleased Ms. Johansson will join us for the Nobel Peace Prize Concert," Secretary of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, Geir Lundestad, said. "Her compassion and influence will help us tremendously in our mission of spreading the global message of peace."

The announcement also heralded a return to the Scandinavian roots of the actress who holds, for those unaware, dual U.S. and Danish citizenship.

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After serving 166 days behind bars, Nick Bollea was released early on good behavior. Nick Hogan plead no contest to reckless driving charges which stemmed from his August '07 bust up that left his friend in a permanent vegetative state. Nick began his sentence on May 9, 2008.

He was released from the Pinellas County Jail in Clearwater, Florida, around 12:30 a.m. Tuesday.

Upon leaving and receiving some sibling love from Brooke, Nick, 18, was taken to his family's crib in Clearwater, Florida immediately.

Brooke blogged Monday that she couldn't wait to see her brother again.

"I'm gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of!" she said. "He's been living on bread and potatoes so far and I know some Mac-n-Cheese is gonna hit the spot!"

I find Brooke's love for her brother so heartwarming. It's the greatest when siblings are that close. I'm happy that she has her brother back, for her sake.

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Gillian Anderson and her boyfriend Mark Griffiths welcomed a baby boy. Felix Griffiths, who weighed in at 6 lbs., 15 0z., was born October 15 in London.

Anderson and Griffiths are already parents to 1-year-old son Oscar.

She also has a daughter Piper, 13, from a prior marriage.

"The only thing I do when I'm pregnant is eat and sit on my butt!" the X-Files: I Want to Believe star, 40, told Us at the movie's Hollywood premiere in July.

Her pregnancy cravings?

"I'm not really craving anything, but there's the lazy part of me that thinks, 'What's the point in working out until I have the baby?' Then we'll actually do something!" she said.

On Sarah Palin's SNL appearance.

"The management behind McCain's campaign has been dumb. This has only helped accentuate the problem of his judgment in choosing, in such a cynical way, a candidate like Sarah Palin for vice president. I think the last thing that they would want right about now is to have the rest of America knowing all that… to have her be seen on ‘SNL,' certainly never there. If anything, you just want her to be seen just from a distance.

"I'm sure she's very bright," he added. "But so is the Butterworth woman."

I wonder if Sarah even cares whether or not the joke's on her. I think she's literally blinded by all the spotlights and caught up with being mavericky all the time that she doesn't come close to grasping what a tool and laughingstock she is.

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The pair made their first outings as a reunited couple last week, enjoying a romantic weekend in New York and a concert in Boston. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen take the playboy musician back, the smile the actress has been wearing says it all �" she's pregnant and loving it!

I wouldn't put it past me that Jen's desperate enough to get knocked up on purpose. I hope this is true because it's so ridiculous. This means their breakup is imminent and John won't even tell Jen about it. He'll just wait until the baby gets old enough and tell it to tell mommy it's over. Hey, that's not such a crazy idea. I'm sure it happens every day.

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Lauren Conrad has repeatedly lied about dating Kyle Howard, even though they've been seen making out on numerous occasions and have been getting freaky for months. I ain't mad at that. It's her man, it's her relationship, she can do whatever she wants. And after all of her relationships implode on the small screen, it makes a lot of sense that she wants to keep quiet about this one. Everyone deserves to be happy in love, even talentless, boring snobs like Lauren Conrad.

Once again, Audrina is really effing stupid to believe LC hooked up with Justin Bobby (whom she hates) while she's been dating Kyle. I would never speak to Audrina again either. I never thought I'd type this, but, uh, Team Lauren!!! :)

Actions do speak louder than words! Though still mum on their relationship, Hills star Lauren Conrad spends a cozy afternoon with actor Kyle Howard at the Malibu shore Thursday.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were taking a train to Washington on Thursday when things got stickier than Sam's fingers when she's pleasuring Linds during her time of the month.

Lindsay was complaining about her staff and her girlfriend. Linds told Samantha,

"I do what's good for you, not what's best for both of us."

Then Linds kept bitching.

Lohan was "whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samantha would sigh and put her sweatshirt hood back up." At one point, it escalated to Lohan telling Ronson, "Don't (bleeping) lie to me!"

I expected lezzies to have better lines than 'don't effing lie to me.' So disappointed.

Lindsay has been showing up at event after event with her crutch Samantha. Rumors have been swirling that the new Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche are on the rocks. Sounds like that train wasn't headed to Washington, but to Splitsville instead. Hahahahaha!

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Just take a look at those ginormous, enormous, colossal, oversized things at the bottom of her ankles that we call feet.

Some skank homewrecker bitch named Edit Pakay, 28, says she met David last year and gave him tennis lessons at the Malibu Racquet Club.

Edit says,

"We have a very, very close friendship. I don't want to be the third person in the marriage but I know it can be seen that way. David and I are very close friends and we still play tennis together. He's an excellent player. He likes physically strong, fit women. He is in great shape. He is a wonderful man. He's a very intelligent, very kind and good man."

When asked if they made fuck she said,

"I don't want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny it. I don't know what our relationship means to him."

Edit wants a good Christmas present and a marriage without a pre-nup. Too bad her statement is ass-kissing gone wrong because she still makes him sound pretty guilty.

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