What do you think? Did the best designer win? I say yes and no.

This story makes me tingle in places that I'm not tingling in, I just wanted to type that out. Anyway, Peter Cook, Christie Brinkley's ex-husband, made a sex tape with his 19 year-old skank homewrecker bitch, Dianai Bianchi. The tape may get leaked. :)

Yesterday, we were shown a series of stills from a video depicting Cook and Bianchi, both nude, having sexual intercourse on a brown love seat. They also show Bianchi performing a sizzling striptease down to a pair of black, G-string panties and then to her birthday suit as Cook holds his crotch.

Another shows Cook resting his head on Bianchi's buttocks. It appears the tape was made at Cook's Southampton architectural office without Bianchi's knowledge. But other stills that are apparently not from the video show Bianchi willingly posing topless.

The slut's lawyer says his former mistress may sue over the video while Cook claims he has "no knowledge" that such material exists.

So this hoochie gives a hawt strip tease, they make fuck, and Peter rests his head on her butt?! I want some R. Kelly territorial mark shit and some 2 girls 1 cup action. Preferably with Peter putting a few loads on Diani's face, just like all homewrecker bitches deserve. Am I wrong?

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After months of keeping they nasty on the down low, Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze are finally giving each other the public rub down and suck down.

After attending a Cinema Society screening of Synecdoche Wednesday night, the couple walked out with Jonze caressing Williams' back and wrapping his arm around her waist.

The pair held hands as they walked through the lobby. Jonze snaked his arm around Williams' waist again. "He couldn't seem to keep his hands off her," said an onlooker. "It was very cute."

While the two talked with friends, they stood so close they were "practically spooning," said one fellow guest.

And later, when they decided to leave the bash at around 1 a.m., Williams and Jonze shared a mini makeout session â€" on their way to the elevator.

Don't they look like such an adorable couple! Michelle met him in '06 when she auditioned for his film, Where the Wild Things Are. Then the two reconnected, literally, last year when she signed on to star in Synecdoche, which he produced.

Scary Spice looked like an eskimo hooker with a curled beehive last night at the MOBO Awards in London. I actually think I may have been able to overlook the massive amounts of fug that is her hideous pocket zip down dress, but that curled mass of hairsprayed yarn above her forehead makes me want to get violent. I want a catfight with her just so I can rip it out and run before MOBO's security guards choke me and knock me out cold. It would be so worth it.

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni issued the standard politically correct breakup statement asking the media to leave them the eff alone and stuff.

"In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months. The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children."

Duchovny and Leoni have been married since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

The X-Files star, 48, and Leoni were spotted arm-in-arm at the Czech Festival in New York City earlier this month.

Uh, I'm not really a good pretender person, so it didn't work. Still don't care. I wish the kids all the best though. I feel so desensitized by Hollywood breakups. Aren't we all? I think the only breakups that would shock me today would be, like, Brangelina or Will Smith and Jada Pinkett.

Hey all,

My "Because He's Hot" Friday posts are still alive and well, they just appear some weeks and not others. I also came up with a "Vintage YouTube video of the day" idea where I'll be posting some of my favorite old videos. They may not always be from YouTube, but I like how 'vintage youtube' sounds more than 'vintage video.'

On a sidenote, my celebrity interviews and pics are still coming this week. :)

Here's John Mayer being a total asshole to Ryan Seacrest in February of '07. Funny and sad at the same time.

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Spicy has something nice to say about Victoria Beckham? - CS

Racist holds up "Obama monkey" for the cameras at Palin convention/ speech (video), site NSFW - DSF

Madonna's mustache is thicker than A-Rod's - CK

Katie Holmes is a gorgeous dyke - AB

Michael Lohan crotch shot - RR

Christina Aguilera cures gossip blogger - IBBB

Ellen DeGeneres gives Dakota Fanning driving lesson - GB

Anne Hathaway's ex blames Anne's lifestyle - BB

Lauren Conrad's boring, overpriced fashion line looks better - GTS

Nancy Raegan hospitalized with broken pelvis - PL

Angela's weave is doing its best Beyonce, but Ms. Knowles would never double dip the tips like that, halfway from the root to the end of the strands. Ugh. They look beautiful, though. As always.

"There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both."

I posted this quote simply to remind myself that this is the world I live in. Some people are extremely ignorant and comfortable and proud of their close-minded, insensitive views.

As offensive as Denis' statement is, I'm glad that he made it because it proves how little many people know about Autism. One of my mom's BFFs' daughter has autism. She, too, got the disease from a vaccination shot. I love her so much. She goes crazy when she sees me, playing with my hair, giving me non stop hugs and talking so much with the words she's able to squeeze out.

In the years to come, I hope more people will become better informed about what Autism is and how some children contract the condition. Many are just as ignorant as Denis is when they don't have to be. Knowledge is power and Denis will get his karma.

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It's no secret that I dig Ms. Avril, and I'm proud of it. Here she is doing the damn thing at the Nokia Productions' Spike Lee Collaboration Film Premiere in Los Angeles.

Gale Harold, who plays Susan's boyfriend on Desperate Housewives, got into a motorcycle accident yesterday.

His rep said,

"He has fractured his shoulder and is under observation to assess any possible further injuries. Everyone is hopeful for a full recovery. No one else was injured in the accident."

Harold, 38, is currently recovering in the Intensive Care Unit department of USC.

TMZ first reported the news.