October 2008 News Archive (Page 16)

What's a girl to do when the father of her two children is hospitalized and being treated for 2nd and 3rd degree burns? Go out and try to get some, of course.

Shanna Moakler's on a wild cock hunt, and man whore Gerard Butler is her prey. Ms. Moakler was photographed last night at Gerard's Shin restaurant in Hollywood looking like she was tryna flirt and get him hot and hard but Gerard doesn't look like he's feelin' her. It's her new 'do. I'm not so sure a short cut works with Shanna's face. Anyway, no wonder Travis referred to Shanna as his "EX-wife" and said she hasn't visited him in a week. In a slut's defense, poor thing isn't used to going this long without sex. Her vag was going numb and she was only trying to make it right, okay.

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British police have arrested a housekeeper for Victoria and David Beckham after treasured possessions belonging to the couple allegedly ended up on eBay.

"It has come as a terrible shock to Victoria and David. They have been told not to talk about it now because of legal action."

The stolen items, including Posh's dresses and David's sporting memorabilia, were stolen from their 24-acre English mansion and estate called "Beckingham Palace," located North of London in Sawbridgeworth, Hertfordshire.

The BBC reports that Eric Emmett, 55, and his wife June, 56, were busted on suspicion of theft and released on bail. A 25-year-old man was also arrested and released in connection to the crime.

Ebay says they're working with the po-po and they do not tolerate the sale of stolen items on its site.

Don't you just hate it when someone steals your shit?!!! It makes you feel dirty, like someone's greasy hands were all over your possessions. It feels surreal and it's very upsetting. But then to have your stuff posted for sale on eBay? Well, that just means these jerks are amateurs and should go to jail for a long time just as punishment for extreme stupidity and gross negligence of creativity.

I hope the Beckhams get their stuff back.

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer flew into L.A. together on Monday, October 13.

The pair split in August after a 3 ½-month romance, but they met up in Manhattan recently and looked like lovers when they came back to California together.

"They were very lovey-dovey," said an insider. "They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly. John gave her a long, lingering kiss."

"John was relaxing after finishing his international tour, and they hooked up. " After spending time together under the radar in New York, they flew to Los Angeles together and looked every bit the couple they once were.

John Mayer is one dangerous, dangerous man. You get one lick at his stick and it's all over. Hooked for life. Good luck, Jen. I hope you lock a man down before you start growing gray pubes. Keeping my fingers crossed.

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Christina Aguilera appeared at the Africa Rising concert in London on Tuesday looking like she desperately needs some self-esteem and fashion sense. Everyday is Halloween for Xtina. That shemale in shock in the background totally wants to grab her tits.

This was supposed to be published days ago, I saved it as a draft instead of hitting "publish." I need meds.

Britney Spears reportedly gave up alcohol before getting nekkid in her Womanizer video.

A source tells The Daily Mail, "Britney realised that things had to change in her lifestyle if she was ever going to have a chance to claw back her crown.

Her appearance at this year's MTV video awards really gave her a boost and the confidence to continue with her plan of getting her life back on track. The source adds, "That's why she has decided to give up drinking alcohol, because not only does it cause weight gain but she wants to be on the ball.

Brit Brit's body is more than just the result of going sober, it's all about exercise. Britney Spears is not a naturally thin girl, when her body's right, she deserves all the praise. She works hard for it and she looks ridiculously hot now in the buff.

I find it all pretty hilarious that Britney Spears has to be sexy. People talk about her body more than her music. I guess that's what you get when your live singing sounds worse than mooses moaning. Brit Brit has some of the best songs, though. She doesn't have to have range, her signature soft or deep vocals laced over addictive beats is all she needs. Haters, keep hating.

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Audrina Patridge's implants look hard and slippery, while her abs look great and her tan is perfectly bronzed. Sexiest gopher look alike on television. I approve.

Luvs the dancing and the signature over the top thick weaves and dramatic eyeliner. Beyonce is so in shape! She knows we ain't ready for no jelly, so she keeps it tight. You can't be bouncing around like this if you've got rolls.

I need to hear this song more. I've only listened to it once, so I'm undecided. What I do know is that I'm into these black and white B videos. Ditching the color is an effective way of standing out.

"My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12, and I've already bought Maddox some."

I love Angie so much! This is a bitch who plays by her own damn rules. She knows people are going to take that statement out of context and she couldn't care less! :)

Angelina Jolie's entire W magazine interview

This picture gives me great delight. I couldn't even give a dayum why it was taken to begin with. Marc is gangsta, J. Lo looks stoned,... maybe that's why they decided to renew their vows the next day? Nice shot.

Friday night, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony mugged with Criss Angel following his show in Vegas. The following day, the twosome worked their own magic.

The superstar couple completed Marc's 40th birthday celebrations by renewing their wedding vows at approximately 3:15 a.m. Sunday in the Forum Tower Penthouse at Caesars, sources tell E! News.

Lopez, 39, and Anthony got hitched in her L.A. backyard on June 5, 2004, just five days after Anthony's divorce was complete.

Ashton Kutcher leaps into a new role on Friday â€" as the very enthusiastic assistant football coach of the Harvard-Westlake Wolverines in Los Angeles.