October 2008 News Archive (Page 20)

Audrina Patridge and her ceiling eyes will appear on the Ellen DeGeneres show today to clear up the rumors with Lauren Conrad allegedly hooking up with Justin Bobby. Hilarious! You know Ellen doesn't give a dildo.

It's unclear what Audrina wants her appearance on Ellen to accomplish. All she's doing is fueling rumors, making L.C. sound very suspect.

Audrina says L.C.,

"hung up on me and that was my way of making an effort and asking her. I never accused anymore. I just straight-out asked them if they did it or not, and I don't know what to believe."

Although Lauren says the rumor is false, when Audrina questioned Bobby she says he "kind of avoided the whole question and turned it back on [ her] like a typical guy." - And that's why she loves him, she can't keep her hands off of douche bag peen!

She continued, "Neither of them have really talked to me or made an effort, so I really don't know what to believe. I don't want to believe it. We're kind of in a rut right now, and I'm just trying to decide what to do," Patridge went on.

"I'm a big part of the show, so you know, we're filming until December and then after that, you know, we'll see."

I'm beginning to wonder why Audrina would even care if L.C. hooked up with JB. He ain't no prize, honey! But he must be packin' heat. There's got to be something more than what meets the eye with Justin, I hope. But still.

It would be ridiculously pathetic for L.C. to hookup with Justin. I'm shocked Audrina would ask her about it to begin with. Audrina's insecure. Heidi is laughing. Spencer is probably blue in the face from laughing too hard. L.C. looks like a skank, Audrina still needs to fix her eye lids, and everything is drama in The Hills, just like MTV wants it. MTV may have started this rumor to begin with, but it was probably Spencer.

Just hug and make up, bitches. You're trying to spice up a very boring ass show... Damn you, it's working.

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Can't they just go to brokeback mountain for a "high-altitude fuck" and make it all better?

Jake Gyllenhaal and Maggie Gyllenhaal's parents - screenwriter Naomi Foner, and dad, director Stephen Gyllenhaal, have separated.

"Nobody saw this coming. The family is completely distraught, but they are all uniting during this sad time.Stephen has moved out," says an insider about the breakup of the tight-knit clan.

How tragic! And right before the holidays, too.

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Give the teenage mother a fucking break. The moment I read that Jamie Lynn is knocked up again, via various blogs reporting from The National Enquirer, I knew it was bullshit. It's not even funny actually. But I do wish it were true. Heh.

While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an unimpeachable source tells TMZ Britney's baby sis does not have another bun in the oven.

When Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky tied the knot last Friday at NYC's Le Cirque restaurant, they "walked into a room full of friends excited to celebrate with them," Stern's cohost Robin Quivers tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

"And they turned it into a clever, creative, fun party," Quivers adds.

The Georgina Chapman-clad Ostrosky, who carried purple calla lilies, said "I do" under a canopy of white orchids in front of Barbara Walters, Billy Joel and wife Katie Lee, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman and Kelly Ripa, whose husband, Mark Consuelos officiated the ceremony.

Kimmel read a poem and Dixie Chick Natalie Maines sang a tune written for the occasion.

"They were laughing, they were crying," guest (and Uscontributor) Jill Martin says of Stern and Ostrosky.

I only listened to "If I Were a Boy." I definitely need to hear it more in order to like it. It's not even that radio-friendly. Confused.

Second song, "Single ladies (put a ring on it)" can be heard here

Esquire magazine claims Halle Berry is the sexiest woman alive! Halle said,

"Being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I'll take it," she says of the honor. And she's a giver: "I share this title with every woman, because every woman is a nominee for it at any moment."

I'm really shocked that Halle won, especially considering how under the radar she's been recently. Amazing! :)

Reading the scandalous headline alone about this rumor seriously exhausted me. Are we in 7th grade again? Did Lauren pass Justin Bobby a note in science class and tell him she wants alone time with him during recess?

On Monday of last week rumors surfaced that L.C. hooked up with Justin Bobby in Las Vegas. Justin Bobby allegedly told Audrina about it, prompting Audrina to remove L.C. from the top friend slot on her myspace, change her status to "shocked" and L.C. did the same - removed Audrina from the top slot on her myspace page.

You know I can't stand L.C. so I'm happy about this rumor. It gives me another reason to call her fake, boring ass a skank. I don't believe this rumor for a nano second, though.

L.C. is too prissy for Justin Bobby. She likes her men thick, easy on the eyes, with shit for brains. And Justin Bobby... well, he's missing the thick part, so I just couldn't see this hookup happening.

Plus L.C. cherishes her friendships so much, because you can tell she has all kinds of walls up and she allows no one in her circles, it's unlikely she would fuck JB. It also irritates me that she's tryna make it sound like her and Audrina have been tight like knots forever in her defense myspace blog (posted on Friday).

When the magazine I used to write for interviewed Audrina, she said producers approached her and asked her to be on "The Hills." She had never met Lauren before; their friendship is entirely scripted! They are not as close as MTV's trying to front and if Audrina really would turn her back on L.C. over something like this, that is tragic for Lauren. Everyone truly hates her.

Had the tables been turned, L.C. would forgive Audrina in a heartbeat because she's that desperate.

I honestly hope everything works out for L.C. I am so glad I'm not famous and don't have to deal with such annoying rumors.

Here's Lauren's Myspace blog:

Sorry, all. I saw this entire video described as a "clip" yesterday. I would have posted it then had I known it was the entire video. Oh wells. I watched Kanye on Ellen yesterday, damn, that boy is shy! I like the hair on him, though. I wish he would smile more. Boo. Don't be so sad Kanye. The only time he lit up was when he talked about his new album. Can. Not. Wait.

The video? I think it goes with the song. Both are pretty damn original. It's very artistic. Well done.

‘When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women's clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials.

‘She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment.'She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poop at home.'

Whatever works...

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You can purchase nightingale powder here.