October 2008 News Archive (Page 22)

Twenty year-old Paris Bennett is just like Nicole Richie and Minnie Driver and Jamie Lynn; then there's the Ashlee Simpsons and Jessica Albas who got married because they got sperminated.

Paris Bennett gave birth yesterday to a 5 lbs, 15 oz. daughter, Egypt Bennett.

"I'm so excited to finally see my little angel â€" and man, does she have lungs on her," the first-time mom said. "I guess she's gearing up to be the next American Idol."

Bennett, known as "Princess P" on the fifth season of Idol, was in labor for five hours before giving birth.

The baby dady "chooses not to be in the public eye" - that's PC for dead beat piece of a-hole.

Paris plans to drop a Christmas album titled A Royal Christmas on Oct. 14. Congratulations on becoming another statistic, hun.

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After two months in rehab for sex addiction, X-Files hottie David Duchovny has been released. Before I get to the deets, I must mention how hot this man is. David is my favorite kind of hot, you have to look at him for a while before you decide that he's sponge worthy, ha, and you must make fuck.

... Okay, back to the deets. David has "successfully completed his rehabilitation." He's also scheduled to begin shooting a movie soon.

Tea is so gonna divorce his ass if he doesn't  pull it together. Do it for the kids and your wife and your career. Good luck, Dave! :)

Living as myself without discussing my sexuality publicly would have been impossible. I am not defined by my sexuality. It is, simply, a small facet of the same person I have always been. Nothing has changed.

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What did you all think? Are you happy with the winner? I am!

It's difficult for the worthy contestant to go home with the prize on a lot of these shows because of all the backstabbing.

At Tyler Perry's TV and film studio opening on Saturday in Atlanta.

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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are so adorable that I'm all like 'awwww' instead of wanting to gag and wish them an upcoming breakup. Cute couples soften up my cold, empty heart.

Don't ask me why, but I do. I'm into it. I may be persuaded by the pink purse, though. I heart pink.

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"Courtney keeps laughing to her friends and saying, ‘Everyone thinks I've had hypnosis but why bother with all that effort? All I did was check myself in and have a fat band fitted'.

"Courtney has always had problems with her appearance and is convinced she is ugly and fat. Two years ago she had a gastric band fitted at a surgery in Beverly Hills."

Doctor after doctor refused to do the surgery because Courtney wasn't considered obese, but she eventually found one who caved in. Hopefully she can find one doc who can do something about all that excess skin.

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Mariah Carey is glowing. She looks gorgeous. I think she's wearing all black with all black tights so she can look slimmer, but that's not my point. She is one happily married woman.

People will always hate, but you take one glance at Mariah's beaming smile, and you know she's glad she followed her heart. She's happy and in love. Sorry, all. I feel like I should be reciting this post out loud with some Enya playing in the background.

Mariah and Nick Cannon made an appearance at The Bank at the Bellagio in Vegas Saturday night, looking great together.