Thank goodness I woke up early enough to catch this gem of an interview as crazy ass bitch Cloris Leachman gave a hilarious nonsensical interview on Good Morning America.

Cloris was voted off of Dancing With the Stars last night, a show I haven't watched a single full episode or even tuned in at all this season, but it doesn't matter. This bitch was ridiculously funny. All she did was laugh her ass off and sound like a dumbass.

Notice how GMA host Chris Cuomo couldn't stop laughing as Cloris makes a booty outta herself. It's Cloris, though, bitch is known for being crazy. I want her to go on The View next.

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Dontcha just love this picture of Jamie Spears? Do not eff with this man, he will go Kung Fu ninja on your ass in a heartbeat. I think he coulda scared the sperm outta Jamie Lynn's baby daddy if the two of them had more one-on-one time.

Britney Spears's father, Jamie, has been named permanent conservator of his daughter's affairs, a Los Angeles court ruled on Tuesday. He was also named permanent co-conservator of her estate, along with an attorney, Andrew Wallet.

"I've met several times with [Britney] and she requested that I not object to the permanent conservatorship," the singer's court-appointed lawyer Samuel Ingham said in open court.

Experts say, however, that the permanent status doesn't necessarily mean forever. "In many cases, it's just a formality to avoid having to renew a temporary status over and over again."

Sources say this is all a temporary move primarily made to ensure Brit Brit increased time with her boo boos and provide support for her music and work goals. Britney can regain control of her life anytime - as long as her doctors feel she can handle her own bidniss.

This situation just makes me hate legal jargon. If "permanent" in this case means "temporary" why can't they just say tentative instead?

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I guess this came out last week, dunno if you've seen it yet. Regardless, you may wanna watch it again. I couldn't stop laughing.

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They shouldn't be allowed on red carpets just because - CS

Paris Hilton's going to space? - CNW

She must be possessed - CK

Work is better with Angelina Jolie because "I get to look at her gorgeous beauty everyday" - WIMB

Looking fierce and fug simultaneously - AB

Patriotic homewrecker - CW

Halle Berry doesn't care about her looks anymore? - B&S

I think I saw an angel - RR

It's The Hills recap time! - IBBB

WHY wear this to a pumpkin patch?! - BB

Yeah right! - GB

Dr. Travis Stork  currently co-hosts daytime talk show, The Doctors. He was also "The Bachelor" himself on the 2006 season. Yuck! He chose some Sarah Stone bitch and they later broke up. I watch like every season of this show. He was boring, if I remember correctly. Also, dude needs some botox in them wrinkles on his fo'head. Something about his jaw also makes me wanna pass gas.

Stork and Underwood have reportedly been dating for a few months now and sources claim that he recently scored an all access backstage pass to her concert in Topeka, Kansas.

Despite their age difference â€" Carrie is 25 and Travis is 36 â€" the two seem to be hitting it off well and have been spotted cuddling up together. The two have yet to make a public appearance together and neither has commented on the status of their relationship but the evidence seems to be pointing in the direction of a serious romance!

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Here's the delicious Ryan Gosling at the Hollywood FIlm Gala last night.

I've grown to love Martha Stewart because one of my girl friends worships her. Lauryn Hill on the other hand, I've grown to dislike greatly. She is one of the biggest present day talent wasters in music history. She looks busted, the black Amy Wino. I'd love to see what her ass looks like a few years from now. She is one baby making, crackhead mess.

Isn't Martha so cute, smiling all big like a fan? Adorable. Also noteworthy, Martha's man hands! Thank God she's not a lezzie, she'd knock so many uteruses up throats during passionate finger banging sessions. Good Gawd.

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This is like the longest post I've ever made. There's just no way I can't use the "jump in" link to take you to the full page. It is so worth clicking on, though, I promise. NONE of the spoilers I've posted during the 2 years of blogging for POTP have been wrong! Enjoy. :)

On Saturday November 22 Britney Spears will host SNL for the third time. Eight years ago, when she was 18, Brit Brit became the youngest person in history to both host and perform on the same episode.

Britney's a great actress when she does comedy. All hail, y'all!

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Morbidly obese Julia Hudson took to her MySpace to update her "about me" section. It previously described her loving family before the tragic events.

"When I started my MySpace all of the above was true, now because I chose to do what was natural to me and love someone, it cost me my beautiful family.

"It cost me my beautiful, loving, supporting mother Darnell, my true blue baby brother Jason - I love you baby â€" and last but not never least, my only son Julian, my innocent baby... [Julian's] soul is at ease. I take comfort in knowing that Julian is with my mother and my brother and most of all the Lord, and now he's my angel, he's protecting me."

Of course Julia wants to believe that she's innocent, but she's not. She allowed a convicted felon who served 7 years on an attempted murder charge into the home she shared with her mother and son! If she wants to be a ghetto hood rat, fine, but she should not have brought that shit home to her family.

Everyday she will regret these murders and probably marrying such a loser. Men usually don't kill their estranged wife's family over car payments, but I hope the Hudson tragedy makes other women realize sometimes it's better to be alone than to be with trash just so that you can say you have a man. Not worth it.

I hope I don't sound too harsh or insensitive. This will always be a tragedy and Julia is not to blame but she is a factor.

And Jennifer Hudson's fiance, Punk from I Love New York, changed his MySpace profile name to the following: PLEASE HELP US FIND JULIAN KING. HELP & PRAY. Outta respect, maybe you should log on and update that, buddy.

Here's some more deets on the prize that is Julia Hudson's husband, William Balfour:

The 27-year-old parolee had been thrown out of the Hudson home before, and Julia says he'd threatened to harm the family, and kill Julia if she ever had any other boyfriends.

Balfour is being held at Stateville Correctional Center for violating his parole. One of his girlfriends contradicted his alibi and told cops he was involved in the slayings on Friday.

Police are also looking into the possibility that Balfour involved someone else in the crime.

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