October 2008 News Archive (Page 5)

The singing brothers, Kevin, Joe and Nick, will be starring with their younger brother Frankie (the "Bonus Jonas") in Walter The Farting Dog.

It's scheduled to start filming next spring and centers around Frankie and the putrid pooch stopping a crew of jewel thieves. His older singing brothers will be providing the music, natch. While it doesn't sound like an Oscar winner to us, we bet millions of tweens everywhere can't wait for the Jonas' big screen debut!

This is the Jonas Brothers, the 2/3rds fugly group that make young girls cream their panties for the very first time. This movie is going to be #1. I hope the dog farts in their faces.

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And for The Hills recap via Us Weekly, click here. I went to bed early last night and forgot it was even coming on. Ha!

The video is so much more interesting than the song. Still tryna figure out whether that's a good thing or not. I also have to note that it makes my day watching a beautiful woman like Xtina transform herself into a tranny in clown makeup and actually think she looks good time and time again. Warms my lil heart right up.

Police have identified the body of a young boy discovered in an SUV in Chicago as Jennifer Hudson's missing nephew Julian King, police Supt. Jody Weis said Monday.

The body was discovered "in the rear seat" of a white Chevrolet Suburban on Chicago's West Side Monday morning, according to the Chicago Police Department. He suffered multiple gunshot wounds, according to reports.

Immediately following the news of the body's discovery, Hudson's family members organized a church vigil. Several family members visited the medical examiner's office Monday afternoon.

King, 7, went missing Friday after an unidentified assailant fatally shot Hudson's mother Darnell and brother Jason. Over the weekend, Hudson offered $100,000 for the safe return of her nephew.

The Chicago Tribune reports that bullet casings were found in the boy's room on Friday.

I am very interested to find out what happens to the person(s) who committed these crimes. This is all just so sad and senseless, makes ya wanna hug your family a lil tighter and tell them how much you care. Sending positive vibes the Hudsons' way.

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Bono's got to have better taste than this. Bono took a South of France vacay with his long-time friend and drinking companion Simon Carmody.

He was also joined by two 19-year-olds, American fashion student Andrea Feick and her British friend Hannah Emerson, posted pictures of their vacation on their Facebook pages.

Miss Feick says she has known Bono for a few years but insisted their relationship had never crossed the line beyond friendship. Miss Feick excitedly announced the trip in one public message to her friend, saying: ‘So Bono and Simon called me yesterday and they arrived in Cannes today, so looks like we'll have a plan! :)'

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Now that TRL is ending its 10-year run on MTV, Christina Aguilera is taking to the Web to premiere her new music video for her hit single, "Keeps Gettin' Better," on Monday afternoon.

The singer, 27, chose iLike.com, a social music Web site and Facebook application, to release her new video. In it, Aguilera travels through time â€" and costumes â€" to the present day.

"I really enjoyed making the video," Aguilera says. "Being an artist who likes to play around with different looks, it was a lot of fun to portray various characters within the same shoot."

The song will be featured on her greatest hits CD, which includes 10 of her best singles and another brand new song, "Dynamite." It will be available exclusively at Target stores on Nov. 11.

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I really hope Dakota Fanning remains on the right track. I'm worried for her. She's already a diva, a cheerleader at her high school, and I wouldn't be surprised if pics of her doing lines off a dude's ass cheek surface within five years.

I doubt Dakota will take Miley Cyrus stripper mirror photos; unfortunately, it wouldn't be a shocker if Dakota turns into some crackhead slut sooner than later. I hope Hollyweird does not taint this girl.

Look who has humility and a heart? New York did not have to apologize to Jennifer Hudson and wish her well, but she did. I told ya New York is actually sweet. This was a very classy thing for her to do and I'm sure JHud appreciates it.

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Lindsay Lohan hasn't publically said that she's a lesbian, and that's because she isn't one. Gasp! Hohan has reportedly been telling folk that she is NOT a lesbian and Sam's the only dyke she'd be interested in dating.

"She has been telling everyone over and over that she's still into guys. She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out."

Samantha is really going to get hurt by Anne Heche when their relationship goes boom. Sam and Lindsay's entire worlds revolve around each other and Lindsay's gonna make up for lost time, hooking up with every male in Hollyweird as soon as they split. I miss heterosexual maneater Lindsay, though. Can't wait till she's back.

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